Today I'll not harm þee
Perhaps þrough day
Ƿouldst þou not harmest me?
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Mr. Addison Graves Wilson, Sr. (R - SC)
Were I to call you a
disgraceful,
disrespectful,
son-of-a-bitch, you might think I was
disrespecting you.
On that matter, you'd
be on the right!
disgraceful,
disrespectful,
son-of-a-bitch, you might think I was
disrespecting you.
On that matter, you'd
be on the right!
Youthful Intelligence
In youth my intelligence 160 quite high
Yet in age I've dropped but one digit
Unfortunately, it is the one on the left
Yet in age I've dropped but one digit
Unfortunately, it is the one on the left
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Friday, August 07, 2009
Health Care Reform
Health Care Reform so far as I have observed it
Mr. Obama: Our health care system as it currently exists will not provide adequate care to all Americans. Expenses are growing disproportionally, many currently insured Americans will lose their insurance and those who are uninsured are already not being provided for. Even for those who remain insured, the current rate of growth in cost will stagnate the economy and bankrupt many businesses.
We need to work together to find a plan that will work for all Americans.
I propose that your elected representatives of all parties in the Congress of these United States work together and come up with a plan to fix this problem.
Socialist in Congress: (Sen. Bernie Sanders - VT) OK.
Democrats in Congress: Why don't we keep busy and look like we're doing something but not do anything and maybe no one will notice and maybe this problem will go away so we don't get blamed for anything.
Republicans in Congress: Hey, this is a great opportunity! What we can do is completely bugger up this process, that is what we're so good at. We won't offer any useful suggestions, we'll obstruct everything we can, and we'll rabidly criticize everything that is or isn't done. That way when it fails we'll be able to blame Democrats for it failing!
(Backbencher voice: Hey, don't forget that damn socialist, he is a SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, not only that, he's also LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL! So anything he says is PURE EVIL and will KILL OLD PEOPLE! and MURDER SMALL CUTE ANIMALS AND BABIES!).
Insurance industry: If we don't continue to get our huge profits, any plan that you come up with will be LIBERAL EUROPEAN ATHEIST NAZI COMMUNIST SOCIALISM[1]! If you change anything at all, any plan you come up with will:
KILL OLD PEOPLE[2]!! and
MURDER SMALL CUTE ANIMALS AND BABIES[3]!!! and
YOU'LL BE FORCED TO GO TO DOCTORS THEY TELL YOU TO GO TO[4]!!!! and
YOU'LL BE DENIED PROCEDURES[5]!!!!! and
YOU'LL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH IN PAIN AND AGONY[6]!!!!!!
Insurance industry fine print:
[1] as opposed to our current Mammon-worshiping fascist system
[2] as opposed to the old people we kill because we don't cover them and/or deny them coverage and/or drop their coverage as soon as they become ill
[3] as opposed to the children and babies we currently murder because we don't cover them and/or deny them coverage and/or drop their coverage as soon as they become ill
[4] as opposed to the doctors we force you to go to because we don't cover the one you want and/or deny you coverage and/or drop your coverage as soon as you become ill
[5] as opposed to the procedures we deny you
[6] as opposed to the bankruptcy, pain, agony, and death of our current system
Mr. Obama: Our health care system as it currently exists will not provide adequate care to all Americans. Expenses are growing disproportionally, many currently insured Americans will lose their insurance and those who are uninsured are already not being provided for. Even for those who remain insured, the current rate of growth in cost will stagnate the economy and bankrupt many businesses.
We need to work together to find a plan that will work for all Americans.
I propose that your elected representatives of all parties in the Congress of these United States work together and come up with a plan to fix this problem.
Socialist in Congress: (Sen. Bernie Sanders - VT) OK.
Democrats in Congress: Why don't we keep busy and look like we're doing something but not do anything and maybe no one will notice and maybe this problem will go away so we don't get blamed for anything.
Republicans in Congress: Hey, this is a great opportunity! What we can do is completely bugger up this process, that is what we're so good at. We won't offer any useful suggestions, we'll obstruct everything we can, and we'll rabidly criticize everything that is or isn't done. That way when it fails we'll be able to blame Democrats for it failing!
(Backbencher voice: Hey, don't forget that damn socialist, he is a SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, SOCIALIST, not only that, he's also LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL, LIBERAL! So anything he says is PURE EVIL and will KILL OLD PEOPLE! and MURDER SMALL CUTE ANIMALS AND BABIES!).
Insurance industry: If we don't continue to get our huge profits, any plan that you come up with will be LIBERAL EUROPEAN ATHEIST NAZI COMMUNIST SOCIALISM[1]! If you change anything at all, any plan you come up with will:
KILL OLD PEOPLE[2]!! and
MURDER SMALL CUTE ANIMALS AND BABIES[3]!!! and
YOU'LL BE FORCED TO GO TO DOCTORS THEY TELL YOU TO GO TO[4]!!!! and
YOU'LL BE DENIED PROCEDURES[5]!!!!! and
YOU'LL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH IN PAIN AND AGONY[6]!!!!!!
Insurance industry fine print:
[1] as opposed to our current Mammon-worshiping fascist system
[2] as opposed to the old people we kill because we don't cover them and/or deny them coverage and/or drop their coverage as soon as they become ill
[3] as opposed to the children and babies we currently murder because we don't cover them and/or deny them coverage and/or drop their coverage as soon as they become ill
[4] as opposed to the doctors we force you to go to because we don't cover the one you want and/or deny you coverage and/or drop your coverage as soon as you become ill
[5] as opposed to the procedures we deny you
[6] as opposed to the bankruptcy, pain, agony, and death of our current system
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Abyss
Standing
at abyss edge
I look back
across the wide plain
to distant hills
whence I came
no one of thousands
who were behind me
still stand
not even dust
of one
footprint
remains
looking right
only the distant
horizon
looking left
the same
scene
Below my feet
stretches immeasurable space
far below
its end
hidden in shade
Above me nothing
but empty sky
Standing
here
at chasm edge
a loan
at abyss edge
I look back
across the wide plain
to distant hills
whence I came
no one of thousands
who were behind me
still stand
not even dust
of one
footprint
remains
looking right
only the distant
horizon
looking left
the same
scene
Below my feet
stretches immeasurable space
far below
its end
hidden in shade
Above me nothing
but empty sky
Standing
here
at chasm edge
a loan
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
§ 9.08.010 Razing Canne Bridge
May I all ways
behave myself
in a rude
and disorderly manner
speaking indecent,
profane
and insulting language
in every street
and public place.
May I for ever
make
and cause to be made,
GREAT unnecessary noise
and noises
in every public street,
private way
and park.
May all I do
cause GREAT inconvenience
and discomfort
to the inhabitants
of any unjust City.
behave myself
in a rude
and disorderly manner
speaking indecent,
profane
and insulting language
in every street
and public place.
May I for ever
make
and cause to be made,
GREAT unnecessary noise
and noises
in every public street,
private way
and park.
May all I do
cause GREAT inconvenience
and discomfort
to the inhabitants
of any unjust City.
A Poem of Chastity, Morality, Decency, & Good Order
Common night walkers,
common street walkers,
both male and female,
common railers and brawlers,
persons who with offensive and disorderly acts
or language
accost or annoy
persons of the opposite sex,
lewd, wanton and lascivious persons
in speech or behavior,
idle and disorderly persons,
disturbers of the peace,
keepers of noisy and disorderly houses,
and persons guilty of indecent exposure
in these Massachusetts reside.
common street walkers,
both male and female,
common railers and brawlers,
persons who with offensive and disorderly acts
or language
accost or annoy
persons of the opposite sex,
lewd, wanton and lascivious persons
in speech or behavior,
idle and disorderly persons,
disturbers of the peace,
keepers of noisy and disorderly houses,
and persons guilty of indecent exposure
in these Massachusetts reside.
Swinging Gates
Officer C:
the witness told 911 there were two black men breaking into the house
LW, the witness:
I never described the race of the men in the 911 call other than after repeated request by the operator that I thought one of them could be Hispanic and I wasn't even sure they were breaking into the house, they may have just been having trouble with a stuck door
Officer C:
the witness told me while we were standing at the front of the house that she'd seen two black men breaking into the house
LW, the witness:
No I didn't
Officer C:
I was afraid and concerned for my life when I saw a 5'6" 150 lb old cripple man with a cane standing in his home
because he was black
Dr. G:
I was afraid and concerned for my life when I saw a 6' 5" 270 lb young white policeman standing on my porch and demanding I come outside the safety of my home
because he had a gun
Officer C:
G. told me that I had no idea who I was "messing" with
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. made threats and said he wasn't someone to be messed with
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. said "ya, I'll speak with your mama outside"
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. was a loud angry black man, and tumultuous
Dr. G:
No I wasn't (well, I guess maybe I may be a black man, but initially I was tired not angry, and I was not loud and ... who uses a word like "tumultuous" anyway ...)
Officer C:
He was loud to the public when I arrested him for disorderly conduct and his loud behavior served no legitimate purpose
Dr. G:
After over 230 years of white American policemen hauling away black men many of whom were never seen again or if they were, frequently they were battered and beaten before arriving at a police station perhaps it would be good if some of my neighbors noticed a huge angry white policeman hauling me away in a black maria?
White people conclusion:
the officer was white (oops, I meant right) and we support him regardless of the facts
Black people conclusion:
mannn.... here we go again ....
Average Conservative conclusion:
Obviously race and abuse of power by the police had nothing to do with this incident it is just that when the honest officer was attempting to do his duty and help this ingrate the ingrate was just too stupid to realize how high he was supposed to jump when the master said jump
Slightly more Conservative conclusion (radio-talk show level, southern politician level):
Where's the rope?
Radical Leftist conclusion:
Police are racist pigs
Liberal conclusion:
This situation could have been handled better.
Reasonable conclusion:
Officer C. demonstrated a certain lack of professionalism and veracity.
One might describe some of his actions as stupid.
the witness told 911 there were two black men breaking into the house
LW, the witness:
I never described the race of the men in the 911 call other than after repeated request by the operator that I thought one of them could be Hispanic and I wasn't even sure they were breaking into the house, they may have just been having trouble with a stuck door
Officer C:
the witness told me while we were standing at the front of the house that she'd seen two black men breaking into the house
LW, the witness:
No I didn't
Officer C:
I was afraid and concerned for my life when I saw a 5'6" 150 lb old cripple man with a cane standing in his home
because he was black
Dr. G:
I was afraid and concerned for my life when I saw a 6' 5" 270 lb young white policeman standing on my porch and demanding I come outside the safety of my home
because he had a gun
Officer C:
G. told me that I had no idea who I was "messing" with
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. made threats and said he wasn't someone to be messed with
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. said "ya, I'll speak with your mama outside"
Dr. G:
No I didn't
Officer C:
G. was a loud angry black man, and tumultuous
Dr. G:
No I wasn't (well, I guess maybe I may be a black man, but initially I was tired not angry, and I was not loud and ... who uses a word like "tumultuous" anyway ...)
Officer C:
He was loud to the public when I arrested him for disorderly conduct and his loud behavior served no legitimate purpose
Dr. G:
After over 230 years of white American policemen hauling away black men many of whom were never seen again or if they were, frequently they were battered and beaten before arriving at a police station perhaps it would be good if some of my neighbors noticed a huge angry white policeman hauling me away in a black maria?
White people conclusion:
the officer was white (oops, I meant right) and we support him regardless of the facts
Black people conclusion:
mannn.... here we go again ....
Average Conservative conclusion:
Obviously race and abuse of power by the police had nothing to do with this incident it is just that when the honest officer was attempting to do his duty and help this ingrate the ingrate was just too stupid to realize how high he was supposed to jump when the master said jump
Slightly more Conservative conclusion (radio-talk show level, southern politician level):
Where's the rope?
Radical Leftist conclusion:
Police are racist pigs
Liberal conclusion:
This situation could have been handled better.
Reasonable conclusion:
Officer C. demonstrated a certain lack of professionalism and veracity.
One might describe some of his actions as stupid.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Anchors Aweigh
An ethical journalist
put bias and prejudice aside
attempting
to really be fair
to all sides
at all times
... and that's the way it was.
Walter Cronkite 1916-2009
put bias and prejudice aside
attempting
to really be fair
to all sides
at all times
... and that's the way it was.
Walter Cronkite 1916-2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Faithfully Standing Out
“I hope and pray that there won’t be decisions in the coming days that will push us further apart.”
—Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury
People of faith stand by what they believe.
If what you believe is over there
and if what I believe is over here
Sometimes we must stand apart.
—Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury
People of faith stand by what they believe.
If what you believe is over there
and if what I believe is over here
Sometimes we must stand apart.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Lynndie England
And here's to you, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll round and round 'til you feel back home
And here's to you, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Torture in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just Bush 43's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from all US
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
Naked knees on floor on a Sunday afternoon
Following presidential order
Laugh about it, flash about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone, Donald Rumsfield
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Lynndie England
Darlin' Don has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey ... he abandoned you today)
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll round and round 'til you feel back home
And here's to you, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Torture in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just Bush 43's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from all US
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)
Naked knees on floor on a Sunday afternoon
Following presidential order
Laugh about it, flash about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone, Donald Rumsfield
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Lynndie England
Darlin' Don has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey ... he abandoned you today)
Thursday, July 02, 2009
In the balance
A lit 'ell of ever, 'e think
the hole of no think.
A little of everything
the whole of nothing.
the hole of no think.
A little of everything
the whole of nothing.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Speak Out!
Conservative Christian leaders
tell evangelists
Kum Baj Ja queer folk.
Locked in
your closet
ed. mind
WHYWHENWILL YOU
Speak,
OUT!
—June 28, 1969
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
NC MLCHERRY
over dull
dark glasses
blond bangs sway
your confused mind
wandering
should i obey the law and brake
should i break the law and go
stop go stop go stop go
you break the law
you go
was it worth my life
to reach your red light?
dark glasses
blond bangs sway
your confused mind
wandering
should i obey the law and brake
should i break the law and go
stop go stop go stop go
you break the law
you go
was it worth my life
to reach your red light?
Midsummer Night's Dream of Bottom
ACT ONE SEEN TOO
Enter Peter SNUG BOTTOM & Fruit ...Peter
all here?BOTTOM
You were best to call, man by manPeter
First, good Peter, say what this treats
on, then read the names, and so grow
to a point.
A very good piece of work, I assure you, and gay.
Now, good Peter, call forth
Masters, spread yourselves.
Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed.
a lover, or a tyrant?
Phibbus a lover, that kills himself most gallant for love.BOTTOM
That will ask some tears in the true performing ofPeter
it: to make all split.
The raging rocks
And shivering shocks
Shall break the locks
And Phibbus'
Shall shine from far
And make and mar
The foolish Fates.
This was lofty! Now name the rest of the players.
This is Ercles' vein; a lover is
more condoling.
Fruit, you play Thisby, a lady that Pyramus must love.Fruit
Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.BOTTOM
Then let me play the woman, and you play the man.
—from Shaky Willy's Dream of Bottom
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Tripping West After Going South With Willy
I'll tell you that tomorrow I may leave
Desolate kyrie for another light
And truth to tell I tremble with delight
A liaison with harold to receive.
Even known my member in too a steve
Of blond bottom, then, thrice in one short night
Packed full, the magic, O blissful delight!
Ever may so warmly doth he receive.
Into breath's space wish the wiener through
And below, see it fading! Where, oh, where
His caractère could endow princely blown?
Yet I have found it and shall shortly view
The gush high flash is shortly seen in air
Gay birds & bees will make a heavy moan!
Desolate kyrie for another light
And truth to tell I tremble with delight
A liaison with harold to receive.
Even known my member in too a steve
Of blond bottom, then, thrice in one short night
Packed full, the magic, O blissful delight!
Ever may so warmly doth he receive.
Into breath's space wish the wiener through
And below, see it fading! Where, oh, where
His caractère could endow princely blown?
Yet I have found it and shall shortly view
The gush high flash is shortly seen in air
Gay birds & bees will make a heavy moan!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Ensign, Resign
“He has no credibility left.”
—Senator John Ensign (R-NV)
Adulterous homewrecker Sen. Ensign (R-NV) admits to being unfaithful to his wife and fornicating with married woman Cindy Hampton.
If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel. Deuteronomy 22:22
—Senator John Ensign (R-NV)
Adulterous homewrecker Sen. Ensign (R-NV) admits to being unfaithful to his wife and fornicating with married woman Cindy Hampton.
If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel. Deuteronomy 22:22
Monday, June 15, 2009
ἀπόκρυφα :: Founding Faðer's Stories :: Uþyr Pendræg
Britain
Uþyr Pendræg
When Uþyr's father asked Uþyr about who dug a hole where the corn was,
Uþyr replied, "I wall promise never to cornhole again". And so forever after he pursued Cornwall.
However, ever after Uþyr's famiglia could never decide whether their first pursuit should be Cornwall or cornhole.
NOTE :: While all these apocryphal stories are obviously not true perhaps they speak to the character of the various founding fathers & their famiglia.
Uþyr Pendræg
When Uþyr's father asked Uþyr about who dug a hole where the corn was,
Uþyr replied, "I wall promise never to cornhole again". And so forever after he pursued Cornwall.
However, ever after Uþyr's famiglia could never decide whether their first pursuit should be Cornwall or cornhole.
NOTE :: While all these apocryphal stories are obviously not true perhaps they speak to the character of the various founding fathers & their famiglia.
Friday, June 05, 2009
Fry Day Morning
i press your button
you've no response
your battery is dry
take off your cover
i fill you up
the sky begins to cry
you sip from chargex
a little while
yet still you can not start
so dead your button
you make no sound
we may never depart
... to be continued? ...
you've no response
your battery is dry
take off your cover
i fill you up
the sky begins to cry
you sip from chargex
a little while
yet still you can not start
so dead your button
you make no sound
we may never depart
... to be continued? ...
Thursday, June 04, 2009
六四屠殺
“On June 4th 1989 there was no massacre on Tiananmen Square,
the massacre was held behind the square on Perpetual Peace Street (長安街).”
the massacre was held behind the square on Perpetual Peace Street (長安街).”
Harmonious Suppression
“On the political incident that took place in the 1980s,
the party and the government have already reached a conclusion.”
—Qin Gang
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
無 u n Sod Koan
The sound of two hands<—>clap
The sound of one hand<—>wind
The sound of no hand<—>
The sound of no<—
The sound of<—
The sound<—
The<—
<—
—
無
The sound of one hand<—>wind
The sound of no hand<—>
The sound of no<—
The sound of<—
The sound<—
The<—
<—
—
無
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Advancing Civilization
In which direction does civilization advance?
Where left
Hocus Pocus <-- Polytheism <-- Monotheism <-- Notheism <-- Reason
or toward the right?
Hocus Pocus --> Polytheism --> Monotheism --> Notheism --> Reason
Has man sufficient faith and reason to cure his ismitis?
Where left
Hocus Pocus <-- Polytheism <-- Monotheism <-- Notheism <-- Reason
or toward the right?
Hocus Pocus --> Polytheism --> Monotheism --> Notheism --> Reason
Has man sufficient faith and reason to cure his ismitis?
Ismitis
0) A Theism (Notheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing happened to nothing
and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
1) An Other Theism (Monotheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into god
and god happened to nothing
and then god magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by god!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
And then god magically turned back into nothing.
2+) An Other Theism (Polytheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into gods
and gods happened to nothing
and then gods magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by gods!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
And then gods magically turned back into nothing.
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing happened to nothing
and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
1) An Other Theism (Monotheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into god
and god happened to nothing
and then god magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by god!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
And then god magically turned back into nothing.
2+) An Other Theism (Polytheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into gods
and gods happened to nothing
and then gods magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by gods!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
And then gods magically turned back into nothing.
Monday, June 01, 2009
LO TIRTZACH :: לא תרצח
Scott Roeder demonstrates how fundamentalist Christianity works.
Murder Suspect Is Identified
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/us/02tiller.html?hp
If George Tiller doesn't matter to you, does god?
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/06/if_george_tiller_doesnt_matter.php
Murder Suspect Is Identified
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/us/02tiller.html?hp
If George Tiller doesn't matter to you, does god?
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/06/if_george_tiller_doesnt_matter.php
Fritz Cronheim
Jew!
Hey, kool,
just as Jesus!
No, not quite,
may be smarter
definitely plus chess.
Aftermath
of nameless ignorance
if never called out to you
we never met.
In our backward village tribe
much of the world hadn't yet penetrated
and found the queer natives dwelling there.
Even wide-ranging Africans hadn't
prior plumbed primitive people
of Arlington.
Many chess games,
news & views
far & distant
in light me
sum few if
any were my
peace is still
still on board
at the end.
Often my thoughts
multiplied
where were you now
what were you doing
what were your thoughts
was it a rook & pawn endgame‽
I didn't
add up
that you'd traveled so far away
that it is real that quite some time
will be before another game of chess.
—Harmon Ronaldson
Hey, kool,
just as Jesus!
No, not quite,
may be smarter
definitely plus chess.
Aftermath
of nameless ignorance
if never called out to you
we never met.
In our backward village tribe
much of the world hadn't yet penetrated
and found the queer natives dwelling there.
Even wide-ranging Africans hadn't
prior plumbed primitive people
of Arlington.
Many chess games,
news & views
far & distant
in light me
sum few if
any were my
peace is still
still on board
at the end.
Often my thoughts
multiplied
where were you now
what were you doing
what were your thoughts
was it a rook & pawn endgame‽
I didn't
add up
that you'd traveled so far away
that it is real that quite some time
will be before another game of chess.
—Harmon Ronaldson
Sunday, May 31, 2009
From frying pan
If I do say anything you accuse me of saying something
If I don't say anything you accuse me of not saying anything
Either way I jump
I still land in flame.
If I don't say anything you accuse me of not saying anything
Either way I jump
I still land in flame.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Put a candle in the window
Put a candle in the window,
'cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you can see the light.
Packed your room and started movin',
cause you've started your own life
though you're gone, gone, don't you worry
long as you still reach for light
Guess you've got life's road before you,
guess your wings are strong for flight
I know you won't, won't, lose your way, no, no
long as you fly to the light
Yeah! yeah! yeah! oh, yeah!
Put a candle in the window,
cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you still see the light.
Long as you strive for the right.
Long as you work toward the light.
Long as you've faith in what's right.
Long as you know you've loved each night.
Long as you still see the light.
'cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you can see the light.
Packed your room and started movin',
cause you've started your own life
though you're gone, gone, don't you worry
long as you still reach for light
Guess you've got life's road before you,
guess your wings are strong for flight
I know you won't, won't, lose your way, no, no
long as you fly to the light
Yeah! yeah! yeah! oh, yeah!
Put a candle in the window,
cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you still see the light.
Long as you strive for the right.
Long as you work toward the light.
Long as you've faith in what's right.
Long as you know you've loved each night.
Long as you still see the light.
Greetings from the Lord
When Church Leaders
desiring increased profitability
welcomed the market
into the House of God
Jesus took a whip in his hand
and beat them
and drove them out.
How would Jesus greet you?
desiring increased profitability
welcomed the market
into the House of God
Jesus took a whip in his hand
and beat them
and drove them out.
How would Jesus greet you?
Friday, May 29, 2009
Corrections worse disease‽
"Imprisonment has become the response of first resort to far too many of our social problems."
—A.Y. Davis
—A.Y. Davis
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Him
Just as I am, without one plea,
you've found your place prepared for me
and now thou bidst me come in thee
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, and waiting not
to drill you in the perfect spot
I pound I pound your rounded bot
om god, oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, we toss about
your touch releases any doubt,
I push I push within, without,
I shout, I shout, I come, I come.
Just as I am, our limbs entwined;
my thing has become most aligned,
achieve release, I would not mind,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, thou wilt receive,
with welcome grasp, excite, relieve;
because thy skills make me believe,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, thy love unknown
hath broken every barrier down;
now, to be thine, yea thine alone,
Oh god! oh god! I come, I come!
you've found your place prepared for me
and now thou bidst me come in thee
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, and waiting not
to drill you in the perfect spot
I pound I pound your rounded bot
om god, oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, we toss about
your touch releases any doubt,
I push I push within, without,
I shout, I shout, I come, I come.
Just as I am, our limbs entwined;
my thing has become most aligned,
achieve release, I would not mind,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, thou wilt receive,
with welcome grasp, excite, relieve;
because thy skills make me believe,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.
Just as I am, thy love unknown
hath broken every barrier down;
now, to be thine, yea thine alone,
Oh god! oh god! I come, I come!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Lurking Madness
Lurking behind sunglasses
Shadowed in black hair
Framing her tan face
In tan Maxima or Camry?
Why think
Center turn lane
A good place
To pull out into and
Stop
Halfway through her
Left turn out
From apartment complex?
Why think
Nothing
Should concern her
In front of her car
While she was stopped
Waiting
Waiting
Looking over her right shoulder
Waiting
For traffic to clear
At noon on Greenville Boulevard?
Why her sudden start
acceleration
wild swing
sudden stop
does she start
discovering a large blue object
inches in front of her car
she's
struck dumb
or dumber?
Turning left
onto Emerson
where's Waldo?
Let's Ralph.
Shadowed in black hair
Framing her tan face
In tan Maxima or Camry?
Why think
Center turn lane
A good place
To pull out into and
Stop
Halfway through her
Left turn out
From apartment complex?
Why think
Nothing
Should concern her
In front of her car
While she was stopped
Waiting
Waiting
Looking over her right shoulder
Waiting
For traffic to clear
At noon on Greenville Boulevard?
Why her sudden start
acceleration
wild swing
sudden stop
does she start
discovering a large blue object
inches in front of her car
she's
struck dumb
or dumber?
Turning left
onto Emerson
where's Waldo?
Let's Ralph.
While the dew is still on the roses
God what a beastly garden
With ravening followers strewn
There is no pathway through it
All mankind they would prune
And in their bracken garden
They'd bring all men to die,
To give them grace beyond it
Is their eternal lie
Distract with grain and vine
A fig to you must tend
Butt as there is no pathway
He ll get you in the end
Another saw the garden
Who loved the thinking mind
The path that leads beyond it
Yet leaves it not behind
Gold was not the answer
Nor fantasy by and by
Earth was not created
By magicians in the sky
The magic nature's given
A chance for you and I
To breath and see the sunlight
A while before we die
O, cease to heed the glamour
That blinds your foolish eyes
The heavens truly glitter
With nature's starry skies
The way of things would harm less
Our lives would not betray
To live and love what's here now
Peace each and every day
The Real has no magician
Who'll fix right what you wrong
So be good to your neighbor
Then ending say so long
With ravening followers strewn
There is no pathway through it
All mankind they would prune
And in their bracken garden
They'd bring all men to die,
To give them grace beyond it
Is their eternal lie
Distract with grain and vine
A fig to you must tend
Butt as there is no pathway
He ll get you in the end
Another saw the garden
Who loved the thinking mind
The path that leads beyond it
Yet leaves it not behind
Gold was not the answer
Nor fantasy by and by
Earth was not created
By magicians in the sky
The magic nature's given
A chance for you and I
To breath and see the sunlight
A while before we die
O, cease to heed the glamour
That blinds your foolish eyes
The heavens truly glitter
With nature's starry skies
The way of things would harm less
Our lives would not betray
To live and love what's here now
Peace each and every day
The Real has no magician
Who'll fix right what you wrong
So be good to your neighbor
Then ending say so long
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Fashion, enemy of fanatical fundamentalist Islam
Fashion, enemy of fanatical fascist fundamentalist Islam
http://memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD212208
Gee, now how did I never figure that out‽
http://memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD212208
Gee, now how did I never figure that out‽
Monday, May 25, 2009
Sprinkling Fire, Warming Ice, Dispelling Frost
Some say the world will soon expire
Some say that would be nice
From what I've tasted of men's ire
I hold all those who still prespire
Whose flame for life is still a fire
Survive and thrive in green attire
Gaia return with ice, conserve who conspire
Hope enough, love not too late
Earth and man return to great
Wood, Peace, suffice
In Service of The Ordinary Man
Tonight you're out and look to meet,
though who you wouldn't care;
Your stare disrobes me in the street
As if my clothes weren't there;
You stare me boldly in the face,
My mug you'd like to win,
Event that's just so commonplace
In Ordinary Men.
Butt then may be you'd go there too
A guy most every day,
Who gives into the job his due
And tells wife he's not gay;
Who leaves from home then does not care,
And works with prick on men.
Why, Pal, I guess servicing you
You're ordinary then.
We plug away and make no fuss,
Our feats at last are crowned;
There's you and me who are like us
Who make the world go round.
And as you steer your bended course
Fullfill your destined plan,
Hats off to your almighty Force:
THE ORDINARY MAN.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Kill the infidel :: לא תרצח
• All the major monotheistic religions agree that God is omnipotent.
• If god is omnipotent, then god does not need any human to kill any other human in the name of god (if god is omnipotent, god can take care of the matter without outside assistance).
• Three major monotheistic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all agree on the specific words of a major commandment from God that God has specifically commanded that his followers not kill any other human being ("Thou shalt not murder") לא תרצח.
Most adherents to the major monotheistic religions concur that the devil is not omnipotent and has his power limited by God. One limitation to his power may be that he is not allowed to kill other human beings directly, but must use his influence over his followers to persuade them to kill other human beings.
Therefore, I believe that any human who says that he or any other human must kill some other human in the name of god is not speaking for God, but rather speaking of the father they follow.
To repeat with modification* a similar phrase in regards to those who espouse killing others:
“[They] are of [their] father the devil, and the lusts of [their] father [they] will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”
and further: “... anyone who murders any person who had not committed murder or horrendous crimes, it shall be as if he murdered all the people. ...” [5:32]
John 8:44 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible KJV at Zondervan Zondervan
44Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
ΚΑΤΑ ΙΩΑΝΝΗΝ 8:44 (1550 Stephanus New Testament)
1550 Stephanus New Testament (TR1550)
Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible
44υμεις εκ πατρος του διαβολου εστε και τας επιθυμιας του πατρος υμων θελετε ποιειν εκεινος ανθρωποκτονος ην απ αρχης και εν τη αληθεια ουχ εστηκεν οτι ουκ εστιν αληθεια εν αυτω οταν λαλη το ψευδος εκ των ιδιων λαλει οτι ψευστης εστιν και ο πατηρ αυτου
Sura al-Ma'edah [5:32]
من اجل ذلك كتبنا على بنى اسرءيل انه من قتل نفسا بغير نفس او فساد فى الارض فكانما قتل الناس جميعا ومن احياها فكانما احيا الناس جميعا ولقد جاءتهم رسلنا بالبينت ثم ان كثيرا منهم بعد ذلك فى الارض لمسرفون
*What I mean to say here is that I am taking this phrase from another context and I believe appropriately applying it to this one.
• If god is omnipotent, then god does not need any human to kill any other human in the name of god (if god is omnipotent, god can take care of the matter without outside assistance).
• Three major monotheistic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all agree on the specific words of a major commandment from God that God has specifically commanded that his followers not kill any other human being ("Thou shalt not murder") לא תרצח.
Most adherents to the major monotheistic religions concur that the devil is not omnipotent and has his power limited by God. One limitation to his power may be that he is not allowed to kill other human beings directly, but must use his influence over his followers to persuade them to kill other human beings.
Therefore, I believe that any human who says that he or any other human must kill some other human in the name of god is not speaking for God, but rather speaking of the father they follow.
To repeat with modification* a similar phrase in regards to those who espouse killing others:
“[They] are of [their] father the devil, and the lusts of [their] father [they] will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”
and further: “... anyone who murders any person who had not committed murder or horrendous crimes, it shall be as if he murdered all the people. ...” [5:32]
John 8:44 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible KJV at Zondervan Zondervan
44Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
ΚΑΤΑ ΙΩΑΝΝΗΝ 8:44 (1550 Stephanus New Testament)
1550 Stephanus New Testament (TR1550)
Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible
44υμεις εκ πατρος του διαβολου εστε και τας επιθυμιας του πατρος υμων θελετε ποιειν εκεινος ανθρωποκτονος ην απ αρχης και εν τη αληθεια ουχ εστηκεν οτι ουκ εστιν αληθεια εν αυτω οταν λαλη το ψευδος εκ των ιδιων λαλει οτι ψευστης εστιν και ο πατηρ αυτου
Sura al-Ma'edah [5:32]
من اجل ذلك كتبنا على بنى اسرءيل انه من قتل نفسا بغير نفس او فساد فى الارض فكانما قتل الناس جميعا ومن احياها فكانما احيا الناس جميعا ولقد جاءتهم رسلنا بالبينت ثم ان كثيرا منهم بعد ذلك فى الارض لمسرفون
*What I mean to say here is that I am taking this phrase from another context and I believe appropriately applying it to this one.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Commentary: Obama's call on photos may have saved lives at the expense of their value
By fighting the release, President Obama put the safety of our troops before the principles they are fighting for. If they are to fight a vacuous cause, why fight at all? If safety of our troops is the only worthwhile consideration, why is any troop posted beyond our borders?
Twisted Rack It
Now there's a twist
To Dick's twisted
Defense
Splashing water in the face
of reason
Anguishing body & mind
his abuse of language
and right
To lie on bored in agony
drowning in
intense pain
burning,
crushing,
wounding
punishing,
coerceing
language
His turn at sadistic pleasure
In his tortured distortion
and overrefinement
of mean
in his argument
To Dick's twisted
Defense
Splashing water in the face
of reason
Anguishing body & mind
his abuse of language
and right
To lie on bored in agony
drowning in
intense pain
burning,
crushing,
wounding
punishing,
coerceing
language
His turn at sadistic pleasure
In his tortured distortion
and overrefinement
of mean
in his argument
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Humility Indy Verse Itty
Take my verse itty
Earn my fortune
Earn my gain
Distrust nihilist
Doubt myself
Then blossom into health
Earn my fortune
Earn my gain
Distrust nihilist
Doubt myself
Then blossom into health
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Harmoniously Materialistic
Because I thought I might like a bumper sticker, and who knows? Maybe someone else would too.
Harmoniously Materialistic
http://www.cafepress.com/Harmonieux
So far grand total of one (1), count them all, one (1) item(s).
OK, so it is kind of a pain in the aß to get the image to line up correctly with their template, particularly when you at first don't realize you need the template, and the image is too small, and then you upload it and have to delete it but it keeps on showing up and then you fix it and it is big enough but it is too big and some of it gets cut off and you can't figure how to get rid of the old image and b!tch b!tch b!tch b!tch ...
... anyway I did do one, who knows, maybe more to follow someday (but I don't suggest all of none of you out there holding your breath).
Harmoniously Materialistic
http://www.cafepress.com/Harmonieux
So far grand total of one (1), count them all, one (1) item(s).
OK, so it is kind of a pain in the aß to get the image to line up correctly with their template, particularly when you at first don't realize you need the template, and the image is too small, and then you upload it and have to delete it but it keeps on showing up and then you fix it and it is big enough but it is too big and some of it gets cut off and you can't figure how to get rid of the old image and b!tch b!tch b!tch b!tch ...
... anyway I did do one, who knows, maybe more to follow someday (but I don't suggest all of none of you out there holding your breath).
I Hear the Charging Bull
I hear they make charge against us with lies
that we sought to destroy institutions.
Truth not for nor against institutions.
What indeed has truth in common with them?
What effect has their hate on destruction?
No destruction but creation we seek
in Bay area and every city
of these States whether inland or seaboard,
And in field, wood, and marsh amongst aromatic calamus,
and amongst every troop that frees the wide open earth for us,
Without artifices or rules or shame or any neglect of
Free institution of brotherly love.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Kicking & Clawing Out - Past Klatches & Clutches Of The Nineteenth Century
O to dwell no more on the land of cotton
Old times there were awful rotten
Go Away! Go Away!
Antebellum Dixie Land!
In the Devil's Land where I was born
So early on one bitter morn'
Go Away! Go Away!
Go Away! Devil's hand!
O, I wish hate would leave Dixie!
Today! Today!
In My Man's Land I'll take my stand
Though live or die in Dixie
Go Away, Go Away,
Go Away Olde South from Dixie!
Old Rick will marry Will, the weaver,
William was a gay receiver
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dick's he hand.
But when he put his arm around him
A marriage plan could confound them
There's a way, There's a way
There's a way, Dixie Land
O, I wish I could fix Dixie!
Today! Today!
In Dixie's Land it'd be my wish
To free my swish in Dixie
Today! Today!
Let's all go down to dick see!
Her face sharp as a butch would cleave to her
Married life would not be grief to her
Say OK, Say OK
Say OK, NOW Dixie!
Her Missus would act no foolish part
Not let her die with a broken heart
Let them live! Have their Life!
Peace and Love! Dixie Land.
O, I wish I could fix Dixie!
Today! Today!
In Dixie's Land it'd be my wish
To free my swish in Dixie
Today! Today!
Let's all go down in Dixie!
All About - Martyrs
Great mound higher than Achillean myth's slain
Long toil harder than Odysseus path's lane
Truth in shade past Alexandrian tomb
There are cart loads of old charnel ashes
All about scales and splints of mouldy bones
Once living Igbo, Ewe, Yoruba men from whom
Once resolute courage, aspiration, strength flashes
Once on their back was path built for thee, thy stepping stones
Too Hear America!
Long toil harder than Odysseus path's lane
Truth in shade past Alexandrian tomb
There are cart loads of old charnel ashes
All about scales and splints of mouldy bones
Once living Igbo, Ewe, Yoruba men from whom
Once resolute courage, aspiration, strength flashes
Once on their back was path built for thee, thy stepping stones
Too Hear America!
Nicole's Mother
i was in a teahouse when i overheard ms. smith ask if anyone knew nicole's mother
A newborn
I heard her shout her greetings
To the new world
I know Nicole's Mother
A young baby, I felt her warmth
Smiling in her mother's eyes
Looking for love
I know Nicole's Mother
An infant kicking so strong
Her young legs
Strengthening them to run
I know Nicole's Mother
Toddling
The new discovery, the adventure
The first few steps
I know Nicole's Mother
The young child
Who her first day at school
Was so eager to learn
I know Nicole's Mother
Hot in the summer sun
She jumped with joy into the pool
And ate ice cream and popsicles
I know Nicole's Mother
The child
Who was so eager
To be grown
I know Nicole's Mother
The teenager full of life
Knowing everything in the world
So invulnerable
I know Nicole's Mother
Her family, you and I
May have made a couple mistakes or three
May have been missing when she needed me
I know Nicole's Mother
Human
She made one mistake
Maybe two
I know Nicole's Mother
She wants you and I
To love Nicole
Like she does now
And she is soaring.
And she
is watching.
And she waits.
—Harmon Ronaldson
And she is waiting.I know Nicole's Mother
And she
is waiting.
And she waits.
A newborn
I heard her shout her greetings
To the new world
I know Nicole's Mother
A young baby, I felt her warmth
Smiling in her mother's eyes
Looking for love
I know Nicole's Mother
An infant kicking so strong
Her young legs
Strengthening them to run
I know Nicole's Mother
Toddling
The new discovery, the adventure
The first few steps
I know Nicole's Mother
The young child
Who her first day at school
Was so eager to learn
I know Nicole's Mother
Hot in the summer sun
She jumped with joy into the pool
And ate ice cream and popsicles
I know Nicole's Mother
The child
Who was so eager
To be grown
I know Nicole's Mother
The teenager full of life
Knowing everything in the world
So invulnerable
I know Nicole's Mother
Her family, you and I
May have made a couple mistakes or three
May have been missing when she needed me
I know Nicole's Mother
Human
She made one mistake
Maybe two
I know Nicole's Mother
She wants you and I
To love Nicole
Like she does now
And she is soaring.
And she
is watching.
And she waits.
—Harmon Ronaldson
Friday, May 15, 2009
IN NO SENSE - WROTE EIGHT!
PRAVVS
HÆRETICVS ET HÆRETICA
ABSOLVTVS
PAROCHVS ET ACOLYTVS
AMMISSARIVS ET AMMISSARIVS
SVPER ET FVNDVS
CAPVT ET CVLVS
BVCCA ET ANVLVS
HÆRETICVS ET HÆRETICA
ABSOLVTVS
PAROCHVS ET ACOLYTVS
AMMISSARIVS ET AMMISSARIVS
SVPER ET FVNDVS
CAPVT ET CVLVS
BVCCA ET ANVLVS
IV NON-INNOCENT - LEX XXVI
Domus autem, in qua repertus fuerit aliquis haereticus, vel haeretica, sine ulla spe reaedificandi funditus destruatur: nisi Dominus domus eos ibidem procuraverit reperiri.
Et si Dominus illius domus, alias domus habuerit contiguas illi domui, omnes illae domus similiter destruantur, & bona, quae fuerint inventa in domo illa, & in domibus illis adhaerentibus, publicentur, & fiant auferentium, nisi auferentes fuerint in officio constituti.
Et insuper Dominus Domus illius, praeter notam infamiae perpetuae, quam incurrat, componat Communi Civitatis, vel loci quinquaginta libras Imperiales in pecunia numerata, quam si non solverit, in perpetuo carcere detrudatur.
Burgus autem ille, in quo haeretici capti fuerint, vel inventi, componat Communi Civitatis libras centum: &Villa libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta Imperialium in pecunia numerata.
AD MCCLII MAII XV
Et si Dominus illius domus, alias domus habuerit contiguas illi domui, omnes illae domus similiter destruantur, & bona, quae fuerint inventa in domo illa, & in domibus illis adhaerentibus, publicentur, & fiant auferentium, nisi auferentes fuerint in officio constituti.
Et insuper Dominus Domus illius, praeter notam infamiae perpetuae, quam incurrat, componat Communi Civitatis, vel loci quinquaginta libras Imperiales in pecunia numerata, quam si non solverit, in perpetuo carcere detrudatur.
Burgus autem ille, in quo haeretici capti fuerint, vel inventi, componat Communi Civitatis libras centum: &Villa libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta Imperialium in pecunia numerata.
AD MCCLII MAII XV
Massive White Suburbipotimus
Your massive white suburbipotimus
Slowing to stroll beside me
Waiting, waiting, for my turn
Turn to cross the crosswalk
Jumping and dancing
Bleating and honking
Teeming massive wild herd
Mindless swarming wildebeests
Gnu nothings
Frothing behind you
You held back
Blinking your lights
And waving me across
May the road be ever right before you
May the herd be ever left behind you
Thank you!
Slowing to stroll beside me
Waiting, waiting, for my turn
Turn to cross the crosswalk
Jumping and dancing
Bleating and honking
Teeming massive wild herd
Mindless swarming wildebeests
Gnu nothings
Frothing behind you
You held back
Blinking your lights
And waving me across
May the road be ever right before you
May the herd be ever left behind you
Thank you!
Sun Beam
I play with the sun beam by the window
He is glowing, thick, bent,
This morning I have shouted
And my heart - races.
Some hairs by my waistband
Have turned white,
But the sun beam plays with it
So charmingly,
How innocent he is, and simple,
In the evening calm,
But to me in this dun time
He's a golden celebration,
And a consolation.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dan Choi is Gay
NC YPN 2795
Toyota Corolla
Funky brownish tan color
Rolling along 5th street
Black NYC hat laying on window ledge
White ECU face glancing in mirror
Black & White Balls
Pom-poms
The driver defenestrates
Out
Proving aß always,
one more hole
in the world,
one more aßhole.
Funky brownish tan color
Rolling along 5th street
Black NYC hat laying on window ledge
White ECU face glancing in mirror
Black & White Balls
Pom-poms
The driver defenestrates
Out
Proving aß always,
one more hole
in the world,
one more aßhole.
Light Green Ford Explorer
The light green Ford Explorer
Barrels down the backside
Of G-Vegas Po-Po.
Pedestrians in the crosswalk
It flies through
Blown like leaves
Dancing and leaping
Out of its damned God-forsaken path.
It must reach the intersection in time
To plow though the yellow light
Over the bike in front of it.
Barrels down the backside
Of G-Vegas Po-Po.
Pedestrians in the crosswalk
It flies through
Blown like leaves
Dancing and leaping
Out of its damned God-forsaken path.
It must reach the intersection in time
To plow though the yellow light
Over the bike in front of it.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Queer Limerick 1
Though I try really hard to be
Just nakedly bare, what you see
Whether this way or that
Hard to tell where I'm at
Don't know what it is being me
Just nakedly bare, what you see
Whether this way or that
Hard to tell where I'm at
Don't know what it is being me
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Multicultural Encounter
Yasuno Chikao of the Empire of Japan converses with Len Siffleet of the Commonwealth of Australia on their varying cultural views.
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
KFC - Use our coupon to not get a meal
Rain Check Information
"We are so sorry, but due to the overwhelming response to our FREE Kentucky Grilled Chicken™ meal coupon, we can no longer redeem the free coupon at this time. ...."
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
KFC - Click here to not get a coupon
KFC - Click here to not get a coupon
... and then again even if you think you've got one it may not give it to you ...
... and once again on a physical machine ...
there's your choice of this ...
or this ...
... OK, really more than once -- five, or six, or I GIVE UP!!! ... times.
... and then again even if you think you've got one it may not give it to you ...
... and once again on a physical machine ...
there's your choice of this ...
or this ...
... OK, really more than once -- five, or six, or I GIVE UP!!! ... times.
Egyptian Swine
Egyptian Muslim Government
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.
May be next on the agenda:
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.
May be next on the agenda:
Egyptian Avian-Brained GovernmentEgyptian final solution:
slaughters all Egyptian Humans
as a precaution against Human Avian influenza (Influenza A)
which at least could come from Egyptian humans.
Last remaining Egyptian after above stupid-ass episodes*Perhaps I shouldn't mention that it is currently theorized to come from North Carolina, or perhaps they'll want to blow up all North Carolinians.
slaughters all Humans, then Blows up Self
as a precaution against Human Stupid-ass Syndrome (HuSSy)
which originates from humans.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Discussed
Up there
Depend on reason as our guide to shake the misty fog
their corporate body brings too bear, their eye within the log
a fact or two will helpful prove in questioning their god
who Harmon cast the women to, he'll prove to be most odd
deeply inhaled the fat that burned on altars by Magog
loved nostrils filled with witches burning brightly on a log
fat minions stole from orphans so to plate his house with gold
war, bribes and kickbacks make the greatest story ever told
there are five thousand years gone by and yet two thousand more
the ancient god got eye for eye without a settled score
the sanctimonious prayers flew up, he sucked them one by one
they whet his appetite for blood, he throws them to his sun
his children turn from skin to bone to dusk Gehenna's floor
with claws he grasps A bad 'un threw him out Heaven's iron door
time knows no fiercer deity, iron fist will, Heaven's run.
Down here
Down here, he'd have been likely to choose
1939 Berlin for his retirement,
where people worshipped only the gods of slaughter:
Death god, terror god, destroying god, night god.
He couldn't ask for a people more in continence
from disgust, fit to carry out his best work
the five years of destruction.
Afterward he'll rove the lands
serving Ireland, to inspire a bomber
not missing a chance to sell his way on weekends
to a terrorist here, or a dictator there.
Here comes Carlos, fresh from Venezuela
there's Idi. Good for them
They're not put off by the smell of the abattoir
or by the blood left on the killer's boots,
enough blood a groan man died in, or the whole earth.
While they fly to pieces,
he piles his books onto his truck,
smiling to himself at how appealingly now
it takes so very little work
to carry out his plan.
Depend on reason as our guide to shake the misty fog
their corporate body brings too bear, their eye within the log
a fact or two will helpful prove in questioning their god
who Harmon cast the women to, he'll prove to be most odd
deeply inhaled the fat that burned on altars by Magog
loved nostrils filled with witches burning brightly on a log
fat minions stole from orphans so to plate his house with gold
war, bribes and kickbacks make the greatest story ever told
there are five thousand years gone by and yet two thousand more
the ancient god got eye for eye without a settled score
the sanctimonious prayers flew up, he sucked them one by one
they whet his appetite for blood, he throws them to his sun
his children turn from skin to bone to dusk Gehenna's floor
with claws he grasps A bad 'un threw him out Heaven's iron door
time knows no fiercer deity, iron fist will, Heaven's run.
Down here
Down here, he'd have been likely to choose
1939 Berlin for his retirement,
where people worshipped only the gods of slaughter:
Death god, terror god, destroying god, night god.
He couldn't ask for a people more in continence
from disgust, fit to carry out his best work
the five years of destruction.
Afterward he'll rove the lands
serving Ireland, to inspire a bomber
not missing a chance to sell his way on weekends
to a terrorist here, or a dictator there.
Here comes Carlos, fresh from Venezuela
there's Idi. Good for them
They're not put off by the smell of the abattoir
or by the blood left on the killer's boots,
enough blood a groan man died in, or the whole earth.
While they fly to pieces,
he piles his books onto his truck,
smiling to himself at how appealingly now
it takes so very little work
to carry out his plan.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Severe Impairment
When we are learning carpentry
& are just novices
& begin using a saw
& ruin a good saw
one could comment on the situation as:
"Tyro saw, us wrecks‽"
& are just novices
& begin using a saw
& ruin a good saw
one could comment on the situation as:
"Tyro saw, us wrecks‽"
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
May Bee
Loving this, loving that
Tulips blossom, willow twining
the wind & the rain, come
roar & pour, roar & pour—
streams winding together. Ah!
Love in this country!
Tulips blossom, willow twining
the wind & the rain, come
roar & pour, roar & pour—
streams winding together. Ah!
Love in this country!
L'Internationale War Torn Error
WRETCHED OF THE EARTH!
AVENGE ALL WRONG DONE YOU!
LEARN TO THINK!
AND LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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