Egyptian Swine

Egyptian Muslim Government
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.

May be next on the agenda:

Egyptian Avian-Brained Government
slaughters all Egyptian Humans
as a precaution against Human Avian influenza (Influenza A)
which at least could come from Egyptian humans.

Egyptian final solution:

Last remaining Egyptian after above stupid-ass episodes
slaughters all Humans, then Blows up Self
as a precaution against Human Stupid-ass Syndrome (HuSSy)
which originates from humans.

*Perhaps I shouldn't mention that it is currently theorized to come from North Carolina, or perhaps they'll want to blow up all North Carolinians.