Lynndie England

And here's to you, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll round and round 'til you feel back home

And here's to you, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Torture in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just Bush 43's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from all US

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Lynndie England
Jesus loves you more than you will know (wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Lynndie England
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey)

Naked knees on floor on a Sunday afternoon
Following presidential order
Laugh about it, flash about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Donald Rumsfield
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Lynndie England
Darlin' Don has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey ... he abandoned you today)