Ismitis

0) A Theism (Notheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing happened to nothing
and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

1) An Other Theism (Monotheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into god
and god happened to nothing
and then god magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by god!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

And then god magically turned back into nothing.

2+) An Other Theism (Polytheism)
The belief that there was nothing
and nothing magically turned into gods
and gods happened to nothing
and then gods magically exploded nothing for no reason, creating everything
and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, by gods!, for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

And then gods magically turned back into nothing.