Sunday, May 31, 2009

From frying pan

If I do say anything you accuse me of saying something
If I don't say anything you accuse me of not saying anything

Either way I jump
I still land in flame.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Put a candle in the window

Put a candle in the window,
'cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you can see the light.

Packed your room and started movin',
cause you've started your own life
though you're gone, gone, don't you worry
long as you still reach for light

Guess you've got life's road before you,
guess your wings are strong for flight
I know you won't, won't, lose your way, no, no
long as you fly to the light

Yeah! yeah! yeah! oh, yeah!

Put a candle in the window,
cause I've heard you've got to move.
Though you're gone, gone, I'm still home love,
long as you still see the light.
Long as you strive for the right.
Long as you work toward the light.
Long as you've faith in what's right.
Long as you know you've loved each night.
Long as you still see the light.

Greetings from the Lord

When Church Leaders
desiring increased profitability
welcomed the market
into the House of God

Jesus took a whip in his hand
and beat them
and drove them out.

How would Jesus greet you?

Friday, May 29, 2009

Corrections worse disease‽

"Imprisonment has become the response of first resort to far too many of our social problems."
—A.Y. Davis

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Him

Just as I am, without one plea,
you've found your place prepared for me
and now thou bidst me come in thee
oh god oh god, I come, I come.

Just as I am, and waiting not
to drill you in the perfect spot
I pound I pound your rounded bot
om god, oh god, I come, I come.

Just as I am, we toss about
your touch releases any doubt,
I push I push within, without,
I shout, I shout, I come, I come.

Just as I am, our limbs entwined;
my thing has become most aligned,
achieve release, I would not mind,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.

Just as I am, thou wilt receive,
with welcome grasp, excite, relieve;
because thy skills make me believe,
oh god oh god, I come, I come.

Just as I am, thy love unknown
hath broken every barrier down;
now, to be thine, yea thine alone,
Oh god! oh god! I come, I come!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Lurking Madness

Lurking behind sunglasses
Shadowed in black hair
Framing her tan face
In tan Maxima or Camry?

Why think
Center turn lane
A good place
To pull out into and
Stop
Halfway through her
Left turn out
From apartment complex?

Why think
Nothing
Should concern her
In front of her car
While she was stopped
Waiting
Waiting
Looking over her right shoulder
Waiting
For traffic to clear
At noon on Greenville Boulevard?

Why her sudden start
acceleration
wild swing
sudden stop
does she start
discovering a large blue object
inches in front of her car
she's
struck dumb
or dumber?

Turning left
onto Emerson
where's Waldo?
Let's Ralph.

While the dew is still on the roses

God what a beastly garden
With ravening followers strewn
There is no pathway through it
All mankind they would prune

And in their bracken garden
They'd bring all men to die,
To give them grace beyond it
Is their eternal lie

Distract with grain and vine
A fig to you must tend
Butt as there is no pathway
He ll get you in the end


Another saw the garden
Who loved the thinking mind
The path that leads beyond it
Yet leaves it not behind

Gold was not the answer
Nor fantasy by and by
Earth was not created
By magicians in the sky

The magic nature's given
A chance for you and I
To breath and see the sunlight
A while before we die


O, cease to heed the glamour
That blinds your foolish eyes
The heavens truly glitter
With nature's starry skies

The way of things would harm less
Our lives would not betray
To live and love what's here now
Peace each and every day

The Real has no magician
Who'll fix right what you wrong
So be good to your neighbor
Then ending say so long

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fashion, enemy of fanatical fundamentalist Islam

Fashion, enemy of fanatical fascist fundamentalist Islam
http://memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=SD212208

Gee, now how did I never figure that out‽

Monday, May 25, 2009

Sprinkling Fire, Warming Ice, Dispelling Frost


Some say the world will soon expire
Some say that would be nice
From what I've tasted of men's ire
I hold all those who still prespire
Whose flame for life is still a fire
Survive and thrive in green attire
Gaia return with ice, conserve who conspire
Hope enough, love not too late
Earth and man return to great
Wood, Peace, suffice

In Service of The Ordinary Man



Tonight you're out and look to meet,
though who you wouldn't care;
Your stare disrobes me in the street
As if my clothes weren't there;
You stare me boldly in the face,
My mug you'd like to win,
Event that's just so commonplace
In Ordinary Men.

Butt then may be you'd go there too
A guy most every day,
Who gives into the job his due
And tells wife he's not gay;
Who leaves from home then does not care,
And works with prick on men.
Why, Pal, I guess servicing you
You're ordinary then.

We plug away and make no fuss,
Our feats at last are crowned;
There's you and me who are like us
Who make the world go round.
And as you steer your bended course
Fullfill your destined plan,
Hats off to your almighty Force:
THE ORDINARY MAN.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

101 Bumper Stickers

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Kitty Hawk 2

Friday, May 22, 2009

Kill the infidel :: לא תרצח

• All the major monotheistic religions agree that God is omnipotent.

• If god is omnipotent, then god does not need any human to kill any other human in the name of god (if god is omnipotent, god can take care of the matter without outside assistance).

• Three major monotheistic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all agree on the specific words of a major commandment from God that God has specifically commanded that his followers not kill any other human being ("Thou shalt not murder") לא תרצח.

Most adherents to the major monotheistic religions concur that the devil is not omnipotent and has his power limited by God. One limitation to his power may be that he is not allowed to kill other human beings directly, but must use his influence over his followers to persuade them to kill other human beings.


Therefore, I believe that any human who says that he or any other human must kill some other human in the name of god is not speaking for God, but rather speaking of the father they follow.

To repeat with modification* a similar phrase in regards to those who espouse killing others:
“[They] are of [their] father the devil, and the lusts of [their] father [they] will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

and further: “... anyone who murders any person who had not committed murder or horrendous crimes, it shall be as if he murdered all the people. ...” [5:32]

John 8:44 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)

Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible KJV at Zondervan Zondervan

44Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

ΚΑΤΑ ΙΩΑΝΝΗΝ 8:44 (1550 Stephanus New Testament)
1550 Stephanus New Testament (TR1550)

Public Domain
A Public Domain Bible

44υμεις εκ πατρος του διαβολου εστε και τας επιθυμιας του πατρος υμων θελετε ποιειν εκεινος ανθρωποκτονος ην απ αρχης και εν τη αληθεια ουχ εστηκεν οτι ουκ εστιν αληθεια εν αυτω οταν λαλη το ψευδος εκ των ιδιων λαλει οτι ψευστης εστιν και ο πατηρ αυτου

Sura al-Ma'edah [5:32]
من اجل ذلك كتبنا على بنى اسرءيل انه من قتل نفسا بغير نفس او فساد فى الارض فكانما قتل الناس جميعا ومن احياها فكانما احيا الناس جميعا ولقد جاءتهم رسلنا بالبينت ثم ان كثيرا منهم بعد ذلك فى الارض لمسرفون

*What I mean to say here is that I am taking this phrase from another context and I believe appropriately applying it to this one.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Commentary: Obama's call on photos may have saved lives at the expense of their value

By fighting the release, President Obama put the safety of our troops before the principles they are fighting for. If they are to fight a vacuous cause, why fight at all? If safety of our troops is the only worthwhile consideration, why is any troop posted beyond our borders?

Twisted Rack It

Now there's a twist
To Dick's twisted
Defense

Splashing water in the face
of reason

Anguishing body & mind
his abuse of language

and right

To lie on bored in agony

drowning in
intense pain
burning,
crushing,
wounding
punishing,
coerceing

language

His turn at sadistic pleasure
In his tortured distortion
and overrefinement
of mean
in his argument

Just in case you’ve a case of the Munchies

SCREAM!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

North Carolina Water Fountain

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Right

Tits An Ass Whole

If Republicans Had Any Boobs,
They'd Be Ann Coulter.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Humility Indy Verse Itty

Take my verse itty
Earn my fortune
Earn my gain
Distrust nihilist
Doubt myself
Then blossom into health

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Harmoniously Materialistic

Because I thought I might like a bumper sticker, and who knows? Maybe someone else would too.

Harmoniously Materialistic
http://www.cafepress.com/Harmonieux

So far grand total of one (1), count them all, one (1) item(s).

OK, so it is kind of a pain in the aß to get the image to line up correctly with their template, particularly when you at first don't realize you need the template, and the image is too small, and then you upload it and have to delete it but it keeps on showing up and then you fix it and it is big enough but it is too big and some of it gets cut off and you can't figure how to get rid of the old image and b!tch b!tch b!tch b!tch ...

... anyway I did do one, who knows, maybe more to follow someday (but I don't suggest all of none of you out there holding your breath).

I Hear the Charging Bull


I hear they make charge against us with lies
that we sought to destroy institutions.

Truth not for nor against institutions.
What indeed has truth in common with them?
What effect has their hate on destruction?

No destruction but creation we seek
in Bay area and every city
of these States whether inland or seaboard,
And in field, wood, and marsh amongst aromatic calamus,
and amongst every troop that frees the wide open earth for us,
Without artifices or rules or shame or any neglect of
Free institution of brotherly love.

101 Bumper Stickers

Cherry Blossoms

Saturday, May 16, 2009

CanonG5 043

Kicking & Clawing Out - Past Klatches & Clutches Of The Nineteenth Century


O to dwell no more on the land of cotton
Old times there were awful rotten
Go Away! Go Away!
Antebellum Dixie Land!

In the Devil's Land where I was born
So early on one bitter morn'
Go Away! Go Away!
Go Away! Devil's hand!

O, I wish hate would leave Dixie!
Today! Today!
In My Man's Land I'll take my stand
Though live or die in Dixie
Go Away, Go Away,
Go Away Olde South from Dixie!

Old Rick will marry Will, the weaver,
William was a gay receiver
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dick's he hand.

But when he put his arm around him
A marriage plan could confound them
There's a way, There's a way
There's a way, Dixie Land

O, I wish I could fix Dixie!
Today! Today!
In Dixie's Land it'd be my wish
To free my swish in Dixie
Today! Today!
Let's all go down to dick see!

Her face sharp as a butch would cleave to her
Married life would not be grief to her
Say OK, Say OK
Say OK, NOW Dixie!

Her Missus would act no foolish part
Not let her die with a broken heart
Let them live! Have their Life!
Peace and Love! Dixie Land.

O, I wish I could fix Dixie!
Today! Today!
In Dixie's Land it'd be my wish
To free my swish in Dixie
Today! Today!
Let's all go down in Dixie!

All About - Martyrs

Great mound higher than Achillean myth's slain
Long toil harder than Odysseus path's lane

Truth in shade past Alexandrian tomb
There are cart loads of old charnel ashes
All about scales and splints of mouldy bones

Once living Igbo, Ewe, Yoruba men from whom
Once resolute courage, aspiration, strength flashes
Once on their back was path built for thee, thy stepping stones

Too Hear America!

Nicole's Mother

i was in a teahouse when i overheard ms. smith ask if anyone knew nicole's mother
And she is waiting.
And she
is waiting.
And she waits.
I know Nicole's Mother
A newborn
I heard her shout her greetings
To the new world

I know Nicole's Mother
A young baby, I felt her warmth
Smiling in her mother's eyes
Looking for love

I know Nicole's Mother
An infant kicking so strong
Her young legs
Strengthening them to run

I know Nicole's Mother
Toddling
The new discovery, the adventure
The first few steps

I know Nicole's Mother
The young child
Who her first day at school
Was so eager to learn

I know Nicole's Mother
Hot in the summer sun
She jumped with joy into the pool
And ate ice cream and popsicles

I know Nicole's Mother
The child
Who was so eager
To be grown

I know Nicole's Mother
The teenager full of life
Knowing everything in the world
So invulnerable

I know Nicole's Mother
Her family, you and I
May have made a couple mistakes or three
May have been missing when she needed me

I know Nicole's Mother
Human
She made one mistake
Maybe two

I know Nicole's Mother
She wants you and I
To love Nicole
Like she does now

And she is soaring.
And she
is watching.
And she waits.

—Harmon Ronaldson

Weeds

Friday, May 15, 2009

Clouds 745074

IN NO SENSE - WROTE EIGHT!

PRAVVS
HÆRETICVS ET HÆRETICA

ABSOLVTVS
PAROCHVS ET ACOLYTVS
AMMISSARIVS ET AMMISSARIVS
SVPER ET FVNDVS
CAPVT ET CVLVS
BVCCA ET ANVLVS

IV NON-INNOCENT - LEX XXVI

Domus autem, in qua repertus fuerit aliquis haereticus, vel haeretica, sine ulla spe reaedificandi funditus destruatur: nisi Dominus domus eos ibidem procuraverit reperiri.

Et si Dominus illius domus, alias domus habuerit contiguas illi domui, omnes illae domus similiter destruantur, & bona, quae fuerint inventa in domo illa, & in domibus illis adhaerentibus, publicentur, & fiant auferentium, nisi auferentes fuerint in officio constituti.

Et insuper Dominus Domus illius, praeter notam infamiae perpetuae, quam incurrat, componat Communi Civitatis, vel loci quinquaginta libras Imperiales in pecunia numerata, quam si non solverit, in perpetuo carcere detrudatur.

Burgus autem ille, in quo haeretici capti fuerint, vel inventi, componat Communi Civitatis libras centum: &Villa libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta, & vicinia tam Burgi, quam Civitatis libras quinquaginta Imperialium in pecunia numerata.

AD MCCLII MAII XV

Massive White Suburbipotimus

Your massive white suburbipotimus
Slowing to stroll beside me
Waiting, waiting, for my turn
Turn to cross the crosswalk

Jumping and dancing
Bleating and honking
Teeming massive wild herd
Mindless swarming wildebeests
Gnu nothings
Frothing behind you

You held back

Blinking your lights
And waving me across

May the road be ever right before you
May the herd be ever left behind you

Thank you!

Sun Beam



I play with the sun beam by the window
He is glowing, thick, bent,
This morning I have shouted
And my heart - races.
Some hairs by my waistband
Have turned white,
But the sun beam plays with it
So charmingly,
How innocent he is, and simple,
In the evening calm,
But to me in this dun time
He's a golden celebration,
And a consolation.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dan Choi is Gay

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Dan Choi Is Gay
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Economic CrisisPolitical Humor

NC YPN 2795

Toyota Corolla
Funky brownish tan color
Rolling along 5th street
Black NYC hat laying on window ledge
White ECU face glancing in mirror

Black & White Balls
Pom-poms
The driver defenestrates

Out

Proving aß always,
one more hole
in the world,
one more aßhole.

Light Green Ford Explorer

The light green Ford Explorer
Barrels down the backside
Of G-Vegas Po-Po.

Pedestrians in the crosswalk
It flies through
Blown like leaves
Dancing and leaping
Out of its damned God-forsaken path.

It must reach the intersection in time
To plow though the yellow light
Over the bike in front of it.

What's in a soccer mom's mind when she's driving

 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

May Woden's G-Vegas

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Tree Sky

Queer Limerick 1

Though I try really hard to be
Just nakedly bare, what you see
Whether this way or that
Hard to tell where I'm at
Don't know what it is being me

Monday, May 11, 2009

Why Question Everything

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Multicultural Encounter


Yasuno Chikao of the Empire of Japan converses with Len Siffleet of the Commonwealth of Australia on their varying cultural views.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Mesa Cloud

Friday, May 08, 2009

HR 35

KFC - Use our coupon to not get a meal


Rain Check Information
"We are so sorry, but due to the overwhelming response to our FREE Kentucky Grilled Chicken™ meal coupon, we can no longer redeem the free coupon at this time. ...."

K'un Fe Shun

Faced by the right
to leave them unchallenged
shows a lack of courage.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Blue Sky Clouds

WOW :: Danny MacAskill :: Edinburgh

101 Bumper Stickers

I May Pun

May a
gay stew
like warm burgoo
free us

from stormin' clouds &
times lugubrious!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

KFC - Click here to not get a coupon

KFC - Click here to not get a coupon



... and then again even if you think you've got one it may not give it to you ...


... and once again on a physical machine ...
there's your choice of this ...

or this ...

... OK, really more than once -- five, or six, or I GIVE UP!!! ... times.

Egyptian Swine

Egyptian Muslim Government
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.

May be next on the agenda:
Egyptian Avian-Brained Government
slaughters all Egyptian Humans
as a precaution against Human Avian influenza (Influenza A)
which at least could come from Egyptian humans.
Egyptian final solution:
Last remaining Egyptian after above stupid-ass episodes
slaughters all Humans, then Blows up Self
as a precaution against Human Stupid-ass Syndrome (HuSSy)
which originates from humans.
*Perhaps I shouldn't mention that it is currently theorized to come from North Carolina, or perhaps they'll want to blow up all North Carolinians.

K'un Fu Tzyu

I hear and I forget.
I see and I forget.
I do and I forget.

Kitty Hawk 1

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Discussed

Up there

Depend on reason as our guide to shake the misty fog
their corporate body brings too bear, their eye within the log
a fact or two will helpful prove in questioning their god
who Harmon cast the women to
, he'll prove to be most odd
deeply inhaled the fat that burned on altars by Magog
loved nostrils filled with witches burning brightly on a log
fat minions stole from orphans so to plate his house with gold
war, bribes and kickbacks make the greatest story ever told

there are five thousand years gone by and yet two thousand more
the ancient god got eye for eye without a settled score
the sanctimonious prayers flew up, he sucked them one by one
they whet his appetite for blood, he throws them to his sun
his children turn from skin to bone to dusk Gehenna's floor
with claws he grasps A bad 'un threw him out Heaven's iron door
time knows no fiercer deity, iron fist will, Heaven's run.

Down here

Down here, he'd have been likely to choose
1939 Berlin for his retirement,
where people worshipped only the gods of slaughter:
Death god, terror god, destroying god, night god.
He couldn't ask for a people more in continence
from disgust, fit to carry out his best work
the five years of destruction.

Afterward he'll rove the lands
serving Ireland, to inspire a bomber
not missing a chance to sell his way on weekends
to a terrorist here, or a dictator there.
Here comes Carlos, fresh from Venezuela
there's Idi. Good for them
They're not put off by the smell of the abattoir
or by the blood left on the killer's boots,
enough blood a groan man died in, or the whole earth.

While they fly to pieces,
he piles his books onto his truck,
smiling to himself at how appealingly now
it takes so very little work
to carry out his plan.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Severe Impairment

When we are learning carpentry
& are just novices
& begin using a saw
& ruin a good saw
one could comment on the situation as:

"Tyro saw, us wrecks‽"

Dark Star

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Nein Mo

Gilbert 02

Saturday, May 02, 2009

All American Freedom

Wart on Error


CRUSH T' ERROR!

GO TO T' LIBRARY!

READ!

Gilbert 01

Friday, May 01, 2009

XV

May Bee

Loving this, loving that
Tulips blossom, willow twining
the wind & the rain, come
roar & pour, roar & pour—
streams winding together. Ah!
Love in this country!

L'Internationale War Torn Error



WRETCHED OF THE EARTH!
AVENGE ALL WRONG DONE YOU!
LEARN TO THINK!
AND LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN!