The light green Ford Explorer
Barrels down the backside
Of G-Vegas Po-Po.
Pedestrians in the crosswalk
It flies through
Blown like leaves
Dancing and leaping
Out of its damned God-forsaken path.
It must reach the intersection in time
To plow though the yellow light
Over the bike in front of it.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Queer Limerick 1
Though I try really hard to be
Just nakedly bare, what you see
Whether this way or that
Hard to tell where I'm at
Don't know what it is being me
Just nakedly bare, what you see
Whether this way or that
Hard to tell where I'm at
Don't know what it is being me
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Multicultural Encounter
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
KFC - Use our coupon to not get a meal
Rain Check Information
"We are so sorry, but due to the overwhelming response to our FREE Kentucky Grilled Chicken™ meal coupon, we can no longer redeem the free coupon at this time. ...."
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
KFC - Click here to not get a coupon
Egyptian Swine
Egyptian Muslim Government
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.
May be next on the agenda:
slaughters all Coptic Hogs
as a precaution against swine flu (Influenza A (H1N1))
which doesn't come from Coptic hogs*.
May be next on the agenda:
Egyptian Avian-Brained GovernmentEgyptian final solution:
slaughters all Egyptian Humans
as a precaution against Human Avian influenza (Influenza A)
which at least could come from Egyptian humans.
Last remaining Egyptian after above stupid-ass episodes*Perhaps I shouldn't mention that it is currently theorized to come from North Carolina, or perhaps they'll want to blow up all North Carolinians.
slaughters all Humans, then Blows up Self
as a precaution against Human Stupid-ass Syndrome (HuSSy)
which originates from humans.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Discussed
Up there
Depend on reason as our guide to shake the misty fog
their corporate body brings too bear, their eye within the log
a fact or two will helpful prove in questioning their god
who Harmon cast the women to, he'll prove to be most odd
deeply inhaled the fat that burned on altars by Magog
loved nostrils filled with witches burning brightly on a log
fat minions stole from orphans so to plate his house with gold
war, bribes and kickbacks make the greatest story ever told
there are five thousand years gone by and yet two thousand more
the ancient god got eye for eye without a settled score
the sanctimonious prayers flew up, he sucked them one by one
they whet his appetite for blood, he throws them to his sun
his children turn from skin to bone to dusk Gehenna's floor
with claws he grasps A bad 'un threw him out Heaven's iron door
time knows no fiercer deity, iron fist will, Heaven's run.
Down here
Down here, he'd have been likely to choose
1939 Berlin for his retirement,
where people worshipped only the gods of slaughter:
Death god, terror god, destroying god, night god.
He couldn't ask for a people more in continence
from disgust, fit to carry out his best work
the five years of destruction.
Afterward he'll rove the lands
serving Ireland, to inspire a bomber
not missing a chance to sell his way on weekends
to a terrorist here, or a dictator there.
Here comes Carlos, fresh from Venezuela
there's Idi. Good for them
They're not put off by the smell of the abattoir
or by the blood left on the killer's boots,
enough blood a groan man died in, or the whole earth.
While they fly to pieces,
he piles his books onto his truck,
smiling to himself at how appealingly now
it takes so very little work
to carry out his plan.
Depend on reason as our guide to shake the misty fog
their corporate body brings too bear, their eye within the log
a fact or two will helpful prove in questioning their god
who Harmon cast the women to, he'll prove to be most odd
deeply inhaled the fat that burned on altars by Magog
loved nostrils filled with witches burning brightly on a log
fat minions stole from orphans so to plate his house with gold
war, bribes and kickbacks make the greatest story ever told
there are five thousand years gone by and yet two thousand more
the ancient god got eye for eye without a settled score
the sanctimonious prayers flew up, he sucked them one by one
they whet his appetite for blood, he throws them to his sun
his children turn from skin to bone to dusk Gehenna's floor
with claws he grasps A bad 'un threw him out Heaven's iron door
time knows no fiercer deity, iron fist will, Heaven's run.
Down here
Down here, he'd have been likely to choose
1939 Berlin for his retirement,
where people worshipped only the gods of slaughter:
Death god, terror god, destroying god, night god.
He couldn't ask for a people more in continence
from disgust, fit to carry out his best work
the five years of destruction.
Afterward he'll rove the lands
serving Ireland, to inspire a bomber
not missing a chance to sell his way on weekends
to a terrorist here, or a dictator there.
Here comes Carlos, fresh from Venezuela
there's Idi. Good for them
They're not put off by the smell of the abattoir
or by the blood left on the killer's boots,
enough blood a groan man died in, or the whole earth.
While they fly to pieces,
he piles his books onto his truck,
smiling to himself at how appealingly now
it takes so very little work
to carry out his plan.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Severe Impairment
When we are learning carpentry
& are just novices
& begin using a saw
& ruin a good saw
one could comment on the situation as:
"Tyro saw, us wrecks‽"
& are just novices
& begin using a saw
& ruin a good saw
one could comment on the situation as:
"Tyro saw, us wrecks‽"
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
May Bee
Loving this, loving that
Tulips blossom, willow twining
the wind & the rain, come
roar & pour, roar & pour—
streams winding together. Ah!
Love in this country!
Tulips blossom, willow twining
the wind & the rain, come
roar & pour, roar & pour—
streams winding together. Ah!
Love in this country!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Miss Esso Loo
One was the poet of Cathay
Pound an unusual way
Ill Sweet in a ditch
Clear as fate to twitch
The Songs lost all that was gay
Pound an unusual way
Ill Sweet in a ditch
Clear as fate to twitch
The Songs lost all that was gay
Sunday, April 26, 2009
MCMXXXIX :: for & a ½ Brautigan
Draufschändlichgänger
broke into our house
to grind sausage.
That was in September 1939
and we lived in the slums
of Tawarszawacoma.
Uncle Jo stole up from Georgia to help
bein' helpful he'd steal officers
to put in the grinder.
Uncle Jo liked his sausage mild
and would turn the handle,
slowly, slowly adding all
and watching their faces,
and Draufschändlichgänger would pretend
that he was a monkey,
hopping one foot
and holding out
a tin arm.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Goin' threw them changes!
"... flexible ... people ...
go through phases ....
People do change and the
change is permanent."
—Joseph Nicolosi
Permanent change,
most unique
mostly pregnant
moistissimo catholic knowledge
giving talking head intelligence‽
or I could just say some people suck others blow.
go through phases ....
People do change and the
change is permanent."
—Joseph Nicolosi
Permanent change,
most unique
mostly pregnant
moistissimo catholic knowledge
giving talking head intelligence‽
or I could just say some people suck others blow.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galilee
Brautigan was driving a HMMWV
through the Galilee.
A hitch-hiker named Yeshua
hopped aboard trailing behind
him a flock of lambs
who'd been eating
pieces of him.
"What are you
heading?" asked
Brautigan, as Yeshua
head through the window
refenestrated the front
seat.
"Don't Panic",
soothed Yeshua,
"they've just lost their head.
Let's go anywhere,
anywhere in the galaxy."
"I'll follow you
but only to the
ends of the earth!"
shouted Brautigan.
Yeshua replied,
"I sing, 'Limitless undying Love'
and dance, across the stars,
but fleecing flock my path cross
& nothing's gonna change their world
should their cabalry catch me at Skully's Place
I'll be late."
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Intoxicating Sober
Always be peaceful,
Totally there!
The Great I AM!
Too feel each
Tick in time
Lifting your head
To the Sky! before return to earth
Sober be and see the way.
How?
With poetry, virtue, life!
But get sober.
And if you fall
asleep on a golden porch
in the green grass
on whatever pallet
dull dun darkness developing,
ask a clock
ask a bird
ask a star
ask a wind
ask everything that flys
ask everything gamey
ask everywhere the Bon Ton Roule!
ask speech
ask song
ask dance
WHAT TIME‽
Answering
a clock
a bird
a star
4 winds
"You're just in time!"
Get sober!
Stay sober!
Poetry way, virtuous way, life's way, write a way!
Totally there!
The Great I AM!
Too feel each
Tick in time
Lifting your head
To the Sky! before return to earth
Sober be and see the way.
How?
With poetry, virtue, life!
But get sober.
And if you fall
asleep on a golden porch
in the green grass
on whatever pallet
dull dun darkness developing,
ask a clock
ask a bird
ask a star
ask a wind
ask everything that flys
ask everything gamey
ask everywhere the Bon Ton Roule!
ask speech
ask song
ask dance
WHAT TIME‽
Answering
a clock
a bird
a star
4 winds
"You're just in time!"
Get sober!
Stay sober!
Poetry way, virtuous way, life's way, write a way!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Eddy Street - Part 2

Teresa said,
"There were drug dealers,
hookers and homeless people
outside the door to our room.
To top it off,
the room was filthy dirty
and there was some sort of smoke from drugs
that were being smoked by these people
in the air that [was] coming under the door into our room.
I have photos to document this."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Eddy Street - Part 1

Baudelaire was sitting
in a doorway with Brautigan
I saw them both right here
in San Francisco.
Brautigan was well versed
with his story, he could conjure
dinosaurs.
Baudelaire and Brautigan
were drinking sweet desert wine
"Il faut être toujours ivre"
said Baudelaire.
"My haunt's the Rode way Inn,"
said Brautigan. "And I can
remember when men walked
these streets."
"Entrez-vous sans cesse!"
said Baudelaire.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Pitt-Greene Connector

I stand in the middle of the crosswalk
In the middle of the lane
Square in front of you
In a bright blue Aerostich suit
Walking across the crosswalk
You really do look like you're going to stop
But you have a befuddled look on your face
As you're braking your Green Dodge Caravan
Perhaps unable to comprehend why there’s a bright blue person
Standing directly in front of you
In a crosswalk
With your neatly groomed coif and tasteful attire
You could be Michelle's sister
But I don't think she'd ever don
That look on your face
Nor choose crime like you
Who swerve close left around me
And roar off after your light
Your illegal maneuver complete
at least this time without making you explicitly
the cold blooded murderer at heart you are.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Scuppernong Song
Scuppernong

Round is the bottom, O the wine glass boyo
Lightshaft stand prominent in front o boyo
Glistening yellow-bronze skin berry boyo
Light seabird ready for the soarin' boyo
Burst berry flavor fills the mouth O boyo
Finish left the sweet and salty taste o boyo
Sweet white Duplin county mine is boyo
...

Round is the bottom, O the wine glass boyo
Lightshaft stand prominent in front o boyo
Glistening yellow-bronze skin berry boyo
Light seabird ready for the soarin' boyo
Burst berry flavor fills the mouth O boyo
Finish left the sweet and salty taste o boyo
Sweet white Duplin county mine is boyo
...

Friday, April 17, 2009
Sonnet 69
Close parts of thee waft close within my view
Bare oh thing where heart's thought the tongues would wend
All tongues, the voice of souls, give us to do
Utterly bare truth will seek each his end
Thy inward thrust with outward praise is grown
By the same tongue that give thee so thy moan
In other accents would this phrase be blown
Thy turn return me what thee I hath shown
I drink in beauty thine within my mind
As thee fullfill my measure with thy deeds
Thy tongue givest pleasures me, O most kind
To thy fair flower spray of salty seeds
Above and below where doth mirror show
They shrink away where did formerly grow
Bare oh thing where heart's thought the tongues would wend
All tongues, the voice of souls, give us to do
Utterly bare truth will seek each his end
Thy inward thrust with outward praise is grown
By the same tongue that give thee so thy moan
In other accents would this phrase be blown
Thy turn return me what thee I hath shown
I drink in beauty thine within my mind
As thee fullfill my measure with thy deeds
Thy tongue givest pleasures me, O most kind
To thy fair flower spray of salty seeds
Above and below where doth mirror show
They shrink away where did formerly grow
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Spring 98
To you I come, so merry in the spring
Wet green plaid April strips off winter trim
Spirited youth plants spring in everything
Past Saturnalia laughed and leapt on him
Yew, lays of boyds sung shouts to who men smell
Spring flowers bloom a queerly different hue
Make me and all the summer I'll re-tell
Proud lad Puck pluck his lap there where he grew
To then so wonder at the limpid white
And praise the deep vermilion when it rose
Sweet shaft of sun light dripping with delight
Drawn to you, springtime spraying all of those
Taste winter at the end of Willie's play
And dream time turns all bright memories gay
Wet green plaid April strips off winter trim
Spirited youth plants spring in everything
Past Saturnalia laughed and leapt on him
Yew, lays of boyds sung shouts to who men smell
Spring flowers bloom a queerly different hue
Make me and all the summer I'll re-tell
Proud lad Puck pluck his lap there where he grew
To then so wonder at the limpid white
And praise the deep vermilion when it rose
Sweet shaft of sun light dripping with delight
Drawn to you, springtime spraying all of those
Taste winter at the end of Willie's play
And dream time turns all bright memories gay
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
After All Love
Jan us now facing both weighs time
Past magic miracle before
'tis meet the sparkle in the eye
I for you wore
I see you light Ζέφυρος smile
No splendor of Κροῖσος past us
I have grown happy in our home
By my Empress
Though World-Storm smash against our house
Dawn golden light will see it cease
Flooding sweetest love will come fill
our home in peace
Past magic miracle before
'tis meet the sparkle in the eye
I for you wore
I see you light Ζέφυρος smile
No splendor of Κροῖσος past us
I have grown happy in our home
By my Empress
Though World-Storm smash against our house
Dawn golden light will see it cease
Flooding sweetest love will come fill
our home in peace
Monday, April 13, 2009
Over the planting sun
Over the planting sun
Hard golden clouds
Slide moist
Under the furrowed days.
Heat, the earth rocker
Comes shouting with you
Your beautiful love
I remember.
Over the snowy hills
When the grey dusk
Trails its last light
On the dying day
A thousand memories of you
Striding past
Pause and touch me
Telling me
Ineffable answers.
Hard golden clouds
Slide moist
Under the furrowed days.
Heat, the earth rocker
Comes shouting with you
Your beautiful love
I remember.
Over the snowy hills
When the grey dusk
Trails its last light
On the dying day
A thousand memories of you
Striding past
Pause and touch me
Telling me
Ineffable answers.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
One Path
Two paths diverged by the forrest green
I would not travel up the two
But my companion's eye had seen
Down my path bent bushes lean
A dense wood with a darker hue
So down the dexter dale he strode
Where grassy goodness filled the air
Past bright meadows on his taken road
He wore a path to his final ode
A glade where all will fair
So up the sinister path I went
Sand, dust, mud, rock, cold, heat, mist, dark
Rose thorns tearing at the flesh God sent
Dead branches crosses inward, bent
The path many trode has left its mark
Mayhap we'll be telling, He and I
Some unknown country by and by
Though our pathways one time diverged
Returned to one path, one way urged
At the end, side by side, we lie
I would not travel up the two
But my companion's eye had seen
Down my path bent bushes lean
A dense wood with a darker hue
So down the dexter dale he strode
Where grassy goodness filled the air
Past bright meadows on his taken road
He wore a path to his final ode
A glade where all will fair
So up the sinister path I went
Sand, dust, mud, rock, cold, heat, mist, dark
Rose thorns tearing at the flesh God sent
Dead branches crosses inward, bent
The path many trode has left its mark
Mayhap we'll be telling, He and I
Some unknown country by and by
Though our pathways one time diverged
Returned to one path, one way urged
At the end, side by side, we lie
78 Southern Pride
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Let Them Be Dreams
Hold not too tight to dreams
Let them go
Sparrows
Let them fly
Let them soar
True dreams
return to you
transformed
Sparkling millions
light passing through hardest diamond
transformed
wondering new possibilities
Let them go
Sparrows
Let them fly
Let them soar
True dreams
return to you
transformed
Sparkling millions
light passing through hardest diamond
transformed
wondering new possibilities
Friday, April 10, 2009
Could be a good Friday
Jesus won't you just pass over me
I've long forgiven you for what you didn't create
I don't want your blood streaming down my throat
I don't want to cannibalize the broken bloody carnivorous feast
I've no need to be forgiven for what you didn't create
Jesus can't you just get over it already
I've long forgiven you for what you didn't create
I don't want your blood streaming down my throat
I don't want to cannibalize the broken bloody carnivorous feast
I've no need to be forgiven for what you didn't create
Jesus can't you just get over it already
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Regular Man
Pretty men wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The rise of my chest,
The grace of my style.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to jackal and hide.
When you see me passing
It ought to make Gay Pride.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The rise of my chest,
The grace of my style.
I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to jackal and hide.
When you see me passing
It ought to make Gay Pride.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a Man
Regularly.
Regular Man,
That's me.
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Þis or Þat
depression is silent, friendless darkness never ends,
Rage is explicit and his smashing breaks his face
depression in America, G-Vegas pseudo-friends
Rage, like justice, his skull a shattered vase
Rage is explicit and his smashing breaks his face
depression in America, G-Vegas pseudo-friends
Rage, like justice, his skull a shattered vase
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
How shall I speak to you?
I think I would like to speak to you with a Remington 12 gauge shotgun stuck in your mouth
I would like to pull the trigger and watch your eyes as the back of your skull vaporizes and little bits of blood, brains, and bone spatter the wall behind you
I think I would like to speak to you with a yanagi ba slicing through your genitals
I would like to watch your eyes as I slice each of your testicles to small slivers and slice into a thousand pieces your penis
I think I would like to speak to you with a fountain pen stuck in your eye, first the one, then the other
I would like to watch the black ink flowing out and filling your eyes with the endless darkness you face for all eternity.
I think I will speak to you with my pen.
I would like to pull the trigger and watch your eyes as the back of your skull vaporizes and little bits of blood, brains, and bone spatter the wall behind you
I think I would like to speak to you with a yanagi ba slicing through your genitals
I would like to watch your eyes as I slice each of your testicles to small slivers and slice into a thousand pieces your penis
I think I would like to speak to you with a fountain pen stuck in your eye, first the one, then the other
I would like to watch the black ink flowing out and filling your eyes with the endless darkness you face for all eternity.
I think I will speak to you with my pen.
Friday, April 03, 2009
Protocol Survey :: Michelle Hugs a Queen
In a random survey of contemporary queens, it was found the old protocol of not touching a queen to be completely obsolete and a vast majority of all queens surveyed went on to state that they would just love a hug from First Lady, Michelle Obama.
Queen Elizabeth went on to demonstrate this by hugging First Lady Michelle back, even though the queen's wrist was a little limp.
CSM Queen's Hug
Queen Elizabeth went on to demonstrate this by hugging First Lady Michelle back, even though the queen's wrist was a little limp.
CSM Queen's Hug
Thursday, April 02, 2009
To Late Ah Din
Clanging for told his time one day
One event no delay
The rest of time he has, the rest
He knows the place he'll fill
Lain flat beneath the till,
Where time withers where time once was.
Now our answer must satisfy
The question in the stony eye:
We are the living telling now
Place roaming laurel on his brow
Knows question's answer now.
What happens to life when time is to die?
He understands Death; soon You, soon I.
One event no delay
The rest of time he has, the rest
He knows the place he'll fill
Lain flat beneath the till,
Where time withers where time once was.
Now our answer must satisfy
The question in the stony eye:
We are the living telling now
Place roaming laurel on his brow
Knows question's answer now.
What happens to life when time is to die?
He understands Death; soon You, soon I.
The way of things
The tortoise scroll of nine
Was missing the one
Which is nothing
That is the way of things
Was missing the one
Which is nothing
That is the way of things
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Putting in the Seed
Come & fetch me to my work to-night
On the supper table lay
Burying the white
smooth bean & wrinkled peas
Soft as petals from the apple tree
Smooth & white & bare in sight
& so long for you
slowly in fading light
Servant to springtime passions as the earth
How Love burns through the Putting in the Seed
On through the watching for the little death
When, just as the furrow swallows the seed
The sturdy arched body comes
Shaking its way & shedding the earth.
On the supper table lay
Burying the white
smooth bean & wrinkled peas
Soft as petals from the apple tree
Smooth & white & bare in sight
& so long for you
slowly in fading light
Servant to springtime passions as the earth
How Love burns through the Putting in the Seed
On through the watching for the little death
When, just as the furrow swallows the seed
The sturdy arched body comes
Shaking its way & shedding the earth.
Κακοφωνία
Ἄρης month the balance Harmonious
seem most tilted towards the Cacophonous
May April moon's harmony enfold us
with musings delight more Euphonious
seem most tilted towards the Cacophonous
May April moon's harmony enfold us
with musings delight more Euphonious
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Tatanka
Old brown shaggy bull
March steam, knife slicing, black eye
Isanti, Lakota
Saw hundred rode horses hill
Ten thousand ran thunder plain
March steam, knife slicing, black eye
Isanti, Lakota
Saw hundred rode horses hill
Ten thousand ran thunder plain
Monday, March 30, 2009
Ignorance
If not for ignorance
what would they know?
If not for ignorance
what would be faith?
what would they know?
If not for ignorance
what would be faith?
Ignorance A willful neglect or refusal to acquire knowledge which one may acquire and it is his duty to have.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Fundamental Revelation
If Fargo is saved,
it will be saved by dykes!
If Fargo is lost,
it will be lost by the failure of the people of Fargo
to lift up and support their dykes!
How far could we all go
if we were to fundamentally
lift up and support dykes everywhere‽
it will be saved by dykes!
If Fargo is lost,
it will be lost by the failure of the people of Fargo
to lift up and support their dykes!
How far could we all go
if we were to fundamentally
lift up and support dykes everywhere‽
¡DAGAMPOFÖSKREÞ!
¡DAGAMPOFÖSKREÞ!
How can you plagiarize?
All words once
Before you
It is written.
What new and original idea exists?
How can you plagiarize?
All words once
Before you
It is written.
What new and original idea exists?
Þe Þing¡DAGAMPOFÖSKREÞ!
þat haþ been, it is
þat which shall be; &
þat which is done is
þat which shall be done: &
þere is no new
þing under
Þe Sun.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Reasoning with a cager
The reason there isn't 500 grains
from my .460 Weatherby Magnum revolver
passing between your eyes
is the reason I don't carry it with me
That & the absurdity of there being one
but then you exist don't you‽
Perhaps enough reason‽
from my .460 Weatherby Magnum revolver
passing between your eyes
is the reason I don't carry it with me
That & the absurdity of there being one
but then you exist don't you‽
Perhaps enough reason‽
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Acceptable
I was listening the other day
some British newscasters were saying
they'd heard Americans saying
Wall Street financiers should apologize
or they should just kill themselves
they thought this was unacceptable.
I agree.
If they would apologize
and THEN perform seppuku
I would find that acceptable.
some British newscasters were saying
they'd heard Americans saying
Wall Street financiers should apologize
or they should just kill themselves
they thought this was unacceptable.
I agree.
If they would apologize
and THEN perform seppuku
I would find that acceptable.
Raining Morning Curse
A thousand times you've driven your pickup truck
south on Greenville Boulevard
and turned right onto 10th
Every time you've done that
when your southbound left turn lanes were red
and the southbound through lanes turned from green to red
and traffic was still going north from the south
the next thing YOU KNOW happens
is the northbound left turn lights go green
Yet you sit in the right turn lane
and you sit in the right turn lane
waiting
waiting
for me to start forward
THEN you turn your damned truck!
Why?
Why?
Why?
May every shrimp in every cooler in the bed of your pickup rot!
May you lose every cent you own!
May your dog die, your wife cheat on you,
AND MAY THE REPO MAN TAKE YOUR DAMNED BLACK FORD F-IN' 250!
south on Greenville Boulevard
and turned right onto 10th
Every time you've done that
when your southbound left turn lanes were red
and the southbound through lanes turned from green to red
and traffic was still going north from the south
the next thing YOU KNOW happens
is the northbound left turn lights go green
Yet you sit in the right turn lane
and you sit in the right turn lane
waiting
waiting
for me to start forward
THEN you turn your damned truck!
Why?
Why?
Why?
May every shrimp in every cooler in the bed of your pickup rot!
May you lose every cent you own!
May your dog die, your wife cheat on you,
AND MAY THE REPO MAN TAKE YOUR DAMNED BLACK FORD F-IN' 250!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Dr. John Hope Franklin
Eminent American, Scholar, Historian, & Humanitarian
It is sad when the best of us go,
we remain lucky that he was here.
.-.-.
( )
.-.\ : /.-.
( .`:`. )
( /|\ )
`"` | `"`
(January 2, 1915 - March 25, 2009)
Duke’s Tribute
It is sad when the best of us go,
we remain lucky that he was here.
.-.-.
( )
.-.\ : /.-.
( .`:`. )
( /|\ )
`"` | `"`
(January 2, 1915 - March 25, 2009)
Duke’s Tribute
O Bwan Di Ya G' Blues
O blue gran dam
who blew it!
Blowin' apart from a part
meant too Cotanche
I blow it
I blow it
Don't you see
Blue poppa smurf
Bleating
Before your bloody hood‽
who blew it!
Blowin' apart from a part
meant too Cotanche
I blow it
I blow it
Don't you see
Blue poppa smurf
Bleating
Before your bloody hood‽
dull bovine eyes
dull bovine eyes stare listlessly out of your wooden mind
what lizard instinct awakens you to surge left
urging you to pass the car before you
from the left of the two left turn lanes on 10th Street
toward the left of the two left turn lanes on Greenville Boulevard
where I stand waiting for the light to change
steibel nautilus blasting you, blast you
your blond lizard brain stares lidlessly out
your white driver's side sedan window
now you vanish into your mindless oblivion
what lizard instinct awakens you to surge left
urging you to pass the car before you
from the left of the two left turn lanes on 10th Street
toward the left of the two left turn lanes on Greenville Boulevard
where I stand waiting for the light to change
steibel nautilus blasting you, blast you
your blond lizard brain stares lidlessly out
your white driver's side sedan window
now you vanish into your mindless oblivion
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Human Quantum Energy
Радован Караџић to world: Richard Holbrooke promised me immunity from my crimes.
Earth to Радован Караџић: No immunity for genocide.
Earth to Радован Караџић: No immunity for genocide.
FIDEM SCIT :: On Witless Worthless Witchcraft
Forsooth, world's biggest witch doctor he knows
Even now touch my limp power I say
Eat my words, fish for you on every day
Drop the faith, yer natif witchdoctour gae
THEM
Stop and drop all those condoms buy my faith
HIV will flee my craft thee saveth!
I have known from my Half Jouth on the path
That Jest, Ju Ju drops bullets with the faith!
Even now touch my limp power I say
Eat my words, fish for you on every day
Drop the faith, yer natif witchdoctour gae
THEM
Stop and drop all those condoms buy my faith
HIV will flee my craft thee saveth!
I have known from my Half Jouth on the path
That Jest, Ju Ju drops bullets with the faith!
Saturday, March 21, 2009
X I'll s一 :封: 二LP EP
Blossoms falling
Whirling tangle
Writing what use
Writing end less
Heartfelt endless
Call boy
he kneels
seals
sends
this thousand years
thinking
Whirling tangle
Writing what use
Writing end less
Heartfelt endless
Call boy
he kneels
seals
sends
this thousand years
thinking
Friday, March 20, 2009
FagGotATac
I will have no agreement with you, Ezra Pound -
I will detest you long enough.
As a man, I spit on you
Who bundled your Italian birch rods farther
I am old enough now to know evil.
Rapt your soul with Satan.
Now is a time for carving,
I take your bronze axe, and split your fasces -
There is nothing between us.
I will detest you long enough.
As a man, I spit on you
Who bundled your Italian birch rods farther
I am old enough now to know evil.
Rapt your soul with Satan.
Now is a time for carving,
I take your bronze axe, and split your fasces -
There is nothing between us.
¡..., o la Muerte!
You capitaless pig of a man
you force me into receivership
with your cochonless cash-mart!
Bother!
—if we were poor
we'd stick our belly out
and hold our ass high!
It is greed that has destroyed us.
Hubris no more is
in funds or in mortgage holding.
We sty rooting together brooding
hour doom.
Well—
all things turn brighter in the end
whether you left or choose
the right way
and—
screams are not a mad thing.
you force me into receivership
with your cochonless cash-mart!
Bother!
—if we were poor
we'd stick our belly out
and hold our ass high!
It is greed that has destroyed us.
Hubris no more is
in funds or in mortgage holding.
We sty rooting together brooding
hour doom.
Well—
all things turn brighter in the end
whether you left or choose
the right way
and—
screams are not a mad thing.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Joey the Rat on why he chose to go by the nickname “Sixteenth Bent Dick”
“You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms.
On the contrary, it increases the problem.”
To be expected of one with a “tendency” towards an “intrinsic moral evil.”
On the contrary, it increases the problem.”
To be expected of one with a “tendency” towards an “intrinsic moral evil.”
Saturday, March 14, 2009
The Thing Is
Each time it rings
I know it is
not for me or for
anyone for now
it also speaks
with caller id
the ringer's number
sweetly freed from
tell a phone master
we pass, they & I
I know it is
not for me or for
anyone for now
it also speaks
with caller id
the ringer's number
sweetly freed from
tell a phone master
we pass, they & I
Sign of the times :: Big Willie
The longest tallest man made object in the western hemisphere is to be renamed “Big Willie”‽
“Sears Tower name to change to Willis Tower”
—Tribune staff report
12:55 PM CDT, March 12, 2009
“Sears Tower name to change to Willis Tower”
—Tribune staff report
12:55 PM CDT, March 12, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Paraskavedekatriaphobia
Παρασκευή δεκατρείς φοβία
Paraskeví dekatreís phobía
Triskaidekaphobia
Also, a bad day
to be a banker
to pope & king
particularly when
they're inclement & no fair.
Paraskeví dekatreís phobía
Triskaidekaphobia
Also, a bad day
to be a banker
to pope & king
particularly when
they're inclement & no fair.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Too True
W'ere all oneno lla ere'W
How avoid we being
one with the driver with the cell phone - when we're alreadying
one with the driver with the cell phone - yet, we wish not to being
one with the driver with the cell phone
being we avoid how?
one with the driver with the cell phone - when we're alreadying
one with the driver with the cell phone - yet, we wish not to being
one with the driver with the cell phone
being we avoid how?
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Within US & Without US
Space between us all
merely illusion
a distorted perception
an effect of our frame of reference
If we could perceive truth
we could see difference, distance
mere illusion
as we're all one,
& life flows on
within us
& without us.
There can be no spooky action at a distance, because there is no such thing as distance, distance is merely an effect we perceive from our current frame of reference. The absolute speed of everything is always zero. Why are you in such a hurry when you're already there?
merely illusion
a distorted perception
an effect of our frame of reference
If we could perceive truth
we could see difference, distance
mere illusion
as we're all one,
& life flows on
within us
& without us.
There can be no spooky action at a distance, because there is no such thing as distance, distance is merely an effect we perceive from our current frame of reference. The absolute speed of everything is always zero. Why are you in such a hurry when you're already there?
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Rush Limbaugh :: Devil's in ðe Tale 's
If you believe Rush Limbaugh is the soul
The Republican party has today
The fact you must accept from that would flow
To Satan sold its soul, must fade away.
Lincoln from Tennessee & Illini's land
As Bull Elephant musth trumpeting warn
Lucifer's children, waste & loss at hand
all evil Accuser's plans must scorn!
The Republican party has today
The fact you must accept from that would flow
To Satan sold its soul, must fade away.
Lincoln from Tennessee & Illini's land
As Bull Elephant musth trumpeting warn
Lucifer's children, waste & loss at hand
all evil Accuser's plans must scorn!
Friday, March 06, 2009
Religious Worthiness :: לא תרצח
Any religion
which must protect its dignity
by violence and mayhem
Carried to its logical conclusion
must murder the whole of humanity
as ipso facto - that religion
has NO DIGNITY!
לא תרצח
which must protect its dignity
by violence and mayhem
Carried to its logical conclusion
must murder the whole of humanity
as ipso facto - that religion
has NO DIGNITY!
לא תרצח
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Spooky Action at a Distance

Either
1) The result of a driver in a Ford Explorer at location A has a non-local effect on the physical reality of another distant Motorcycle, in the sense that the rider can predict outcomes of the driver in the Ford Explorer from some observation carried out at B; or...
2) Quantum mechanics is incomplete in the sense that some element of physical reality corresponding to the Motorcycle Rider at B cannot be accounted for by quantum mechanics (that is, some extra variable is needed to account for him.)
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Turn Turn Turn :: SHEHEIT
It is 5:30
on a Wednesday afternoon
A woman sits
a Red Cherokee
engine running
She wants her Grand Jeep
to turn left from Emmerson onto Greenville Boulevard
There is a motorcycle
he is standing directly in front of her
he has been waiting to turn left
from Greenville Boulevard
onto Emmerson
he has been
waiting
for the black car
it is illegally driving
down the middle
of the center turn lane
in front of him
He is waiting for it
to pull over in to traffic on Greenville Boulevard
may be be fore running over him
then it passes
then there is a break in the traffic
then he could turn left onto Emmerson
what in her simian brain
compels the woman
to begin her turn
then?
on a Wednesday afternoon
A woman sits
a Red Cherokee
engine running
She wants her Grand Jeep
to turn left from Emmerson onto Greenville Boulevard
There is a motorcycle
he is standing directly in front of her
he has been waiting to turn left
from Greenville Boulevard
onto Emmerson
he has been
waiting
for the black car
it is illegally driving
down the middle
of the center turn lane
in front of him
He is waiting for it
to pull over in to traffic on Greenville Boulevard
may be be fore running over him
then it passes
then there is a break in the traffic
then he could turn left onto Emmerson
what in her simian brain
compels the woman
to begin her turn
then?
Descending into the underground realm in the late afternoon
The stretching trail behind me, a wry 's,
Wends her winding way up to the far distance
So that I no longer can see, nor remember, the beginning
High up, near the promontory bluff
The shortening path before me, drops off,
But not so very far that, though still hidden,
I can not see near his end
Where he finally drops precipitously into the gaping
Caverns below
Walk this way
Now I stroll on down this way
Maybe I’ll stop here or there
Perhaps to see some small furry creature
Scurrying across the way
Never seen again
Perhaps to note some small plant
Growing along by the way
No one noticed before
Here’s a small stone
Being right in the way
Streaked with such beauty
All most alive
No longer so youthfully eager
To speed on down the trail
As previously, I once was
The son once so bright
now casting into shade.
Maybe I would linger
Here, ᾍδης still unseen
A little longer
On the trail
Before I reach
My journey’s end.
Wends her winding way up to the far distance
So that I no longer can see, nor remember, the beginning
High up, near the promontory bluff
The shortening path before me, drops off,
But not so very far that, though still hidden,
I can not see near his end
Where he finally drops precipitously into the gaping
Caverns below
Walk this way
Now I stroll on down this way
Maybe I’ll stop here or there
Perhaps to see some small furry creature
Scurrying across the way
Never seen again
Perhaps to note some small plant
Growing along by the way
No one noticed before
Here’s a small stone
Being right in the way
Streaked with such beauty
All most alive
No longer so youthfully eager
To speed on down the trail
As previously, I once was
The son once so bright
now casting into shade.
Maybe I would linger
Here, ᾍδης still unseen
A little longer
On the trail
Before I reach
My journey’s end.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Ares Calling
“Glory! Glory!” Ares' shout
Gory! Gory! round about
lies in gory death surround
victor head ðe feet he found
shades & shadow, all are bound
“In tales, you will live through time”
End trails cover you in slime
Leader leading mighty host
lemmings run, an end for most
voiceless calling, empty toast
“Victor won, & might his deed!”
victim one & mighty dead!
Breathe! Breathe! a mighty sound
Breath! Breath! cannot be found
Death! Death! is all around
Gory! Gory! round about
lies in gory death surround
victor head ðe feet he found
shades & shadow, all are bound
“In tales, you will live through time”
End trails cover you in slime
Leader leading mighty host
lemmings run, an end for most
voiceless calling, empty toast
“Victor won, & might his deed!”
victim one & mighty dead!
Breathe! Breathe! a mighty sound
Breath! Breath! cannot be found
Death! Death! is all around
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