Fearless caput Robert Mugabe kaput of Zimbabwe discovers new medical technique : Struthio camelus caput!

Fearless leader Robert Mugabe, Caputer of Zimbabwe, discovers Struthio camelus caput medical technique! Cr. Mugabe has used this technique to completely cure Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic. After declaring there is no more cholera in Zimbabwe, Caputer Mugabe is now able to say, "I am happy to say ... now that there is no cholera."

Cr. Mugabe is believed to have developed this technique as an improvement on the technique used to achieve military victory in Iraq by Cr. Bush.

South African leaders hope to learn this technique from Cr. Mugabe as they may need it in order to cure all the thousands of cholera infected Zimbabweans who are pouring over the borders into South Africa.