Wednesday, November 06, 2024

Say It Ain't So, Joe

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

That's not what I want to hear Joe and I've got a right to know

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

I'm sure they're telling us lies Joe please tell us it ain't so

 

They told us that our country has played the Trump card

He really should not go on

We've fading hope and waning smile

As the good ole days are gone

 

The army and democracy may be falling apart

The money has gotten scarce

One mans word tears the country apart

But the truth is getting fierce

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

We pinned our hopes on you Joe and they're ruining our show

 

(Ooo Babies)

Don't you think we're gonna get burned

(Ooo Babies)

Don't you think we're gonna to get turned

We're gonna get burned

The people won’t learn

The fascist’s re-turned

We’re going to get burned

Earth will be burned

 

Ooo learn

Turn

Burned

Ooo burned

Yea.....

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

That's not what I want to hear Joe please tell us it ain't so

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

I'm sure they're telling us lies Joe and I've got a right to know

 

They told us that our country was played by the Trump

He really should not go on

We've fading hope and waning smile

As the good ole days are gone

 

The country and the earth may be falling apart

The money had gotten scarce

One mans lies tears the country apart

But the truth is getting fierce

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

That's not what I want to hear Joe and I've got a right to know

 

Say it ain't so, Joe please

Say it ain't so

They keep on telling us lies Joe please tell us it ain't so

 

Say

Say it ain't so

Say it ain't so

Cause I've got a right to know

Saturday, June 29, 2024

Unreasonable men

You cannot use reason to sway one from a position which was derived without the application of reason.

Friday, June 14, 2024

God Win's Law

 God Win’s law is when you pick Þor rather than one of the other loser gods.

Monday, April 08, 2024

This Land is Mine




Tuesday, October 17, 2023

حماس’

If you offer any justification for حماس’ slaughter of the innocents,

then there is something profoundly immoral about you.

Saturday, May 06, 2023

Rex Carolus Ultimus

King Charles the Last,

He’s certainly not the queen that Elizabeth was.

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Toot

There was an odd fellow named Musk

His twittering made such a fuss 

He banned left and right

'til tweeters took flight

 And no one was left to discuss.

Thursday, September 08, 2022

Farewell

Queen Elizabeth II:
bade farewell to the British Empire

King Charles the Last:
bids farewell to the English Monarchy?

Friday, July 22, 2022

Ancient Light has gone to Day

Laurelin’s first light is gold
Silver Telperion to behold
Morgoth kills no more to flower
Silmarillion rings light but an hour
Fëanor’s work Valinor leaves
Beleriand sank Noldor grieves
So the Eldar must go away
The two trees’ light gone to day

Tuesday, February 08, 2022

My Favor

I tend to favor the oppressed,

no matter how mean and nasty the oppressed,

no matter how kind and saintly the oppressor.

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Melancholic realization

Melancholic realization
the white later “greatest” generation & early baby boomer generation
who once I thought to be good moral citizens due respect
in the end turned out to be such utterly horrible people.


Call no man happy until he is dead.
“The happiest man living I consider to be a certain poor man who lives in Athens.

Because, the man of whom I speak has worked hard all his life, has been content with little, has reared fine children, has served his city honorably, and has achieved a noble reputation.”
—Herodotus quoting Solon

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

T•Rump

You may call him a con man and a crook
But we call him an exemplar of American capitalists’ spirit and mores
A prime example of the beneficence to the world of American evangelical “Christianity”
A true light shining on the standards of the Republican Party 

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Nshëshaunkòm

Visions end
Only pain
No path

Thursday, September 26, 2019


Sunday, February 25, 2018

Assault Rifle

Two feets they come a creepin'
Like some low life do
Rooms filled with children shakin’
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose
So he creeps into this schoolhouse, yeah
And unlocks the door
And while a teacher protects his children
Shoots him full of 5.56 NATO holes
It’s a Colt AR-15
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't no good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole
Omar’s been hatin’ hisself 
Capitalism on a losin' side
Pretty soon, Omar starts a thinkin'
Somebody been cheatin' and lied 
At Pulse commences killin'
I wouldn't tell you no lie
And Omar done grab this rifle
Shot 107 people that night 

It’s a SIG MCX
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't no good for nothin'
But put a man six feet in a hole
Assault rifles are made for killin'
Ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me

Friday, February 23, 2018

Florida

NRA, Trolls, and Trump coming,
We must rise on our own.
This winter I hear the drumming,
Seventeen dead in Florida
Gotta get down to it
Gunmen are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
Gotta get down to it
Gunmen are cutting us down
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her dead on the ground
How can you run when you know?
GOP zombies and Trump coming
We must change this on our own.
This winter I hear the drumming,
Seventeen dead in Florida.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017


Saturday, January 14, 2017


Sunday, September 04, 2016

Clair de lune No. 55

Thursday, September 01, 2016

T•Rump Dump

A conman from Queens lumpen chump
He sells fascist filth from the stump
Russian to the top
Now he we must stop
Misogynist racist T•Rump!

—Harmon Ronaldson

Sunday, July 24, 2016

NASTY Party




Rotten freedom is on the ropes

1. Rotten freedom is on the ropes
The Red States War we won
We have instilled the terror
For us it was a great victory.
Refrain:
We will march on
If everything falls to pieces,
Because today Republicans hear us
And tomorrow the whole Country.

2. And are the workers in chains
The whole world around?
Why should we care, they can go to the devil,
We make them work even harder.
Refrain:

3. And like lambs before the slaughter,
Let them just run around and scream,
And brace themselves against our NASTY world 
We will still be the winner.
Refrain:

4. You do not want to understand this song
Think of slavery and war
Our NASTY world will take you all!
From you freedom will fly!

We will march on,
If everything falls to pieces;
The Führer is elected in America
And tomorrow he will own the world.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

The Story of the Good Politician



29 A news reporter asked, "Who is my neighbor?"

30 In reply Jesus said:

"A family was leaving Syria where they had been attacked and robbed by Daesh (followers of Satan who live to sow discord). They stripped them of their clothes, beat them, crushed them underfoot and forced them to flee the land, leaving them half dead. 31 A presidential candidate happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the family waiting for refuge in his country, he ran to give a speech saying if he were president he would ban this family from coming to his country for refuge. 32 So too, a congressman, when he came to the place and saw them, quickly formulated a bill to make it the law of the land to force the family to stay on the other side. 33 But a black President, as he traveled, came where the family was; and when he saw them, he took pity on them. 34 He went to them and bandaged their wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the family on his own donkey, brought them to an inn in his country and took care of them. 35 The next day he took out a Visa card and gave the account to the innkeeper. 'Look after the family,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'"

36 "Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the family who fell into the hands of the robbers called Daesh?"

37 The news reporter replied, "The one who had mercy on them." Jesus told him, "Go and do likewise."

The news reporter replied, "But what if the family who was beaten and robbed by Daesh are terrorists trying to enter our country? or if they are welfare queens trying to steal the last cookie from the white workers after the first 11 have already been stolen by the oligarchs?"

And Jesus said, "It is written, 'This country will be called a country of hospitality and prayer,' but you are making it 'a den of cowards, avaricious robbers and fools.'"

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Saturday, September 05, 2015

Pono Man


Pono man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your fan base said
Spotify loss
gonna return some day
Now your delusions
are burning fast
Pono Man

I heard Spotify
and I heard Beats
Pandora playing
and Apple tweets
Pono Man
when will you
bring them back?

Heard tape poppin'
and lp's skipping
How long? How long?

Pono man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your fan base said
Spotify loss
gonna return some day
Now your delusions
are burning fast
Pono Man

Neil Young
your hair is getting light
I've streamed your music
It sounds alright
Swear by Mammon
I'm gonna bring you round!
I heard hissing'
and tape crackle
How long? How long?


http://yhoo.it/1JNO6B2

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Harmonious Retro

Harmonious Retro

Thursday, February 12, 2015

I don't care unless you do

If you think I am one thing or another, I don't really care, those are your thoughts, you're welcome to them.

If you think you can say foul things about me because you think I am one thing or another, I don't really care as it says more about you than it says about me.

If you think you can do something to me or mine because of what you think (or any other reason), then I care.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Moi aussi je suis un Charlie


Jeg var Jyllands-Posten, Je Suis Charlie


Thursday, January 08, 2015

Attendez! On a jusqu'a la fin Janvier pour presenter ses voeux


Saturday, September 20, 2014

Χάρη, το έλεος και την ειρήνη

Χάρη, το έλεος και την ειρήνη

Crassly conservative "christian" literalists love to quote verses to disparage and attack people and ideas they don't like but love to ignore verses that are absurd or they dislike.

However, if you claim literality, inerrancy, and your complete grasp of the totality of what God says and means by your interpretation of the English text of the Bible, you can't pick and choose the verses you like.

Since the crazier-assed "christians" seem to love so much to quote Leviticus these days (you know that part of the bible whose laws no longer apply [for example Col 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;]) why do they fail to quote or follow so much of the similarly crazy-ass laws and restrictions listed there?

Leviticus 25:44-46 slavery (of Canadians for instance) ok and good with god
Leviticus 19:19 no cotton polyester blends
Leviticus 19:27 no short hair (ya gotta keep the payot פֵּאוֹת sidelocks)
etc. etc. etc.

I would say that: If you speak your magic verses you feel bestowed upon you by angels, but do not have love, your clanging tintinnabulation is of no value to God or man.

But I love you anyway ... PAX VOBIS!

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Costing Wealth

At the bottom of all great wealth lies a skeleton. If you are unable to make the skeleton you will be unable to make the wealth. Making the skeleton steals from you a part of your soul which you can never regain.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

11,235,944

Yay! I'm 11,235,944th in the USA!
urlmetrics for Harmonious 

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Then nothing more to say

Nature's first youth so bold
Her slice of time he can not hold
His thousand dreams bloom, flower
Tho' his chance, a single hour
Then lief hardens to stone
Then flesh fades to bone
Then twilight fades away
Then nothing more can stay

Monday, July 01, 2013

Two turns to three ain't bad

Baby now you walk all right
And that's getting you everywhere
I hold you every time I possibly can
but you're alway running off aside from near

And maybe you still cry all night
But that'll never change your bedtime
The no is really piling up inside
I wish you would just sleep dear

I poured the milk you poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been two so very long
Why can't you listen with your ears

And all I can do is keep on telling you
Be good
Be you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna let you
Get away with bad
Though two turns to three ain't bad
Now don't be bad
Though two turns to three ain't bad

May you always find the sun on a sandy beach
May you always find your friends on the city street
I know you're looking for an answer
In a mountain of new
But there ain't the love you want
Takin' things from what your sister's got

Don't lie
Don't make up explanation that's not
No matter how you try
Your parents will know the truth
When your story is rot

There's one little boy that I always will love
And that started three years ago
And I know I'll never get him out of my heart
He loves me too, ooh I know
I remember how he showed up on a stormy night
Before the fourth of July at the sunny break of day
And everyone loved his beautiful smile
We're all thrilled that he came to stay

And he kept on telling us
He kept on telling us
He kept on telling us
He wants us
He needs us
And every way
He's always gonna love us
And we're so glad
Now two turns to three ain't bad
We're so glad
Now two turns to three ain't bad

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Nescio quod facio

I think I've finally found my family motto: NESCIO QVOD FACIO‽

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Founding father trivia - Dolly Madison Slave-Dealer

Founding father trivia - Dolly Madison Slave-Dealer
"We wish we had not heard it."

The North Star

Friday, April 14, 1848
Mrs. Madison A Slave Dealer

The Albany Patriot contains a letter from its Washington Correspondent, relating certain facts concerning Mrs. Madison and her slaves which have occasioned us more pain and shame than any other narrative of horrors that has yet reached up from the pandemonium of Southern Slavery. The facts are not all without parallels, familiar and frequent, but the person implicated is one whom it is terrible to regard with the feelings which her conduct challenges. Mrs Madison is above eighty years of age, the widow of one of our most honored Presidents, and herself, we have been glad to believe, worthy of all the love and reverence which it does the heart so much good to render to those in whom the most glorious associations of our country center.

Three years ago she sold an old slave, who had been nurtured on Mr. Madison's farm, and had been his barber and dressing-man for a quarter of a century. He was purchased by a Northern Senator to save him from the cotton field, and is now working out the price of his freedom with his own hands. "Among other slaves," the writer says, "she owned a mother 50 odd years of age, and her daughter of fifteen. About three months ago, the old lady called this girl into the parlor one day, nominally to bring her some water, but really to show her to a Georgian as the colored people call the slave-drivers. The girl was quick on the scent, and at a glance perceived that she was to be sold. Her mistress, Mrs. Madison, agreed with the purchaser to send the unprotected child to the pump, at a certain hour on a day fixed upon, when he could conveniently seize and carry her off. The girl embraced an early opportunity to retire behind the scenes, and has not made her appearance on the stage since.

Immediately after this event, Mrs. Madison, either piqued a little at the loss of the daughter, or from her necessities, offered the mother for sale.--By great good luck she found a family in the city in want of a colored woman like herself. The price was paid to her mistress, and she is now at work with the prospect of freedom sometime. The reason assigned for Mrs. Madison's conduct in these cases is, that poverty and want forced it upon her."

Mr. Madison, it is said, left a good estate, including one hundred slaves. Mrs. Madison received $20,000 a few years ago from Congress, for her husband's manuscripts, and is now boring for $20,000 more for the balance of those same papers. Mrs. Madison is herself a mother, (by her first marriage,) and no degree of want that she could possibly suffer could tempt her, if she has a heart, to sell another's child away into Southern bondage. It was unmotherly, it was unwomanly, it was brutal to barter away the maiden virtue of that poor child; and it would have disgraced her widowhood no more to sell her husband's dead body to the surgeons, than this old barber to the soul-driver. His horse or dog would be treated with more tenderness by any washerwoman with an American heart in her, than this body-servant received from his wife. Out upon her--it would degrade our manhood to respect her if she were our own mother. Can it be true? Mrs. Madison a dealer in human flesh--a broker of maidenhood! "We wish we had not heard it."

http://www.libraryweb.org/~digitized/newspapers/north_star/vol.I.pdf

Friday, November 23, 2012

Path

from the night
into the night
walking in twilight

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Girls' Generation - The Boys

Monday, September 24, 2012

Swing in back

drowsy dusk
resting in gentle arms
back porch swing
slow southern
back and forth
sonorous breath
humid night air
brushing skin
back night sounds
screaming

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Unezbavbhf

Unezbavbhf - Harmonious

Sunday, August 12, 2012

샤이니 Lucifer

Monday, August 06, 2012

Pegu Club

Saturday, July 21, 2012

同志

给力 comrade in other words
\(^o^)/

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Scared

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Monday, July 02, 2012

партия жуликов и воров

Щё шїll $тєal aйd моиєтїzє уоця шноlё lїfє!

"The Weather Channel Companies Acquire Weather Underground
... TWCC is owned by a consortium made up of NBC Universal and the private equity firms The Blackstone Group and Bain Capital. ..."
—TWCC press release Monday, July 2, 2012

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Love Your 2 Times


Love your 2 times, baby
Your year's twice today
Love you two times, Nick
I'm goin' a say!

Love your 2 times, Dom
One was the onliest
One more starts today
I'm goin' a say!

Love your one time
When you play peak'
Love you one time
Your hide and seek

Love you each time, Dom
Love you all through the week

Love your 2 times
I'm goin' a say!
Love you two times, Nick
Your birthday today

Love your 2 times
I'm goin' a say!
Love your 2 times, Dom
1 was the onliest
Terrible 2 starts today

Love your 2 times
I'm goin' a say!
Love your 2 times
I'm goin' a say!
Love your 2 times
I'm goin' a say!

Monday, June 04, 2012

샤이니 Juliette

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Naturally Zina Saro-Wiwa

Friday, May 25, 2012

I could be your

Sunday, May 20, 2012

God is not dead


God is not dead
yet
he lingers on
still
on extreme life support
in a painful persistent
vegetative state.

Why, why
no simple humanity
remains in the church‽

No one with bravery
No one who steps forward
No one who finally pulls the plug

while some small semblance of 
dignity
still remains to god

before all fades away to nothing

only leaving
shame and disgust
at the pile of filth
where it all ends

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

North Carolina Pride

North Carolinians were proud defenders of slavery.
North Carolinians were proud defenders of segregation.
Now those North Carolinians have something else to be proud of.

My Pride is of a different nature than theirs.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Passing on the left

The right one's out there
You just need to get past
The left one

Saturday, April 14, 2012

There's a special place


There's a special place
on a shaded shelf
it has a sunny view

It's a silent place against the cliff
facing all heaven has new

Across the chasm
play on fields
in joy and love amused

all gods children in the past
who once were loving you

from time to time up they glance
and though the sun they see,
you in your shade - though there -
for them have ceased to be

There's a special place
in Hell
it's reserved just for you

Friday, April 06, 2012

with Love

If you have love
you have the possibility of everything

If you do not have love
you have the reality of nothing

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Perspective

Despite your
belief that

you're universe' center

most of earth knows not you be
I plan to join that earth now

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

iPhone

I just need a phone which can reliably do what phones were designed to do

... which, of course, is to play Angry Birds.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Manahatta

in a name, a word, liquid,
I swear I cannot live happy,
without ...

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Won't you be my boyfriend

Saturday, February 04, 2012

I'm concerned about the very poor

"Using the official measure, the ten states with the largest percentage point increase in poverty since 2006 are … and North Carolina (+3.6 points)."
-At Risk: America’s Poor During and After the Great Recession, January 2012

Friday, February 03, 2012

Donald Trump Endorses Mitt Romney

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Mitt Romney : I'm not concerned about the very poor

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Imagine if you only had access to information others wanted you to have access to ...

Saturday, December 24, 2011

(bring) The Boys (out)

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

In cold words

"No government in the world kill its people, unless it’s led by crazy person." –Bashar al-Assad, President of Syria, Interview with Barbara Walters, 12/7/2011

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Merry Christmas

Saturday, November 26, 2011

專利機車雨衣

I gotta get one of these <(^.^)>

Friday, November 11, 2011

1023

11 11 11 11 11

1777
3ff

93rd Armistice Day

Isn't near time to declare war over?

Eleven

Eleven Eleven Eleven Eleven Eleven

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Psychopaths reward

If it seems that your boss is a psychopath, well maybe there's a reason for that:
"… if you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a poor family you’re likely to go to prison. If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a rich family you’re likely to go to business school."
- George Monbiot The Self-Attribution Fallacy

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Giant Xenophyophores

Doom Doom! Giant Xenophyophores found hiding out in the Mariana Trench!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Lily says it well

All Our Tomorrows

Tomorrow seemed so far away,
When did it become yesterday?

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Nyan Cat

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Swing out back

drowsy dusk
resting in gentle arms
back porch swing
slow southern
back and forth
sonorous breath
humid night air
brushing skin
back night sounds
dreaming

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Next Up


Sunday, August 28, 2011

Good bye Irene

Irene good bye Irene good bye
Good bye Irene Good bye Irene
I'll see you in my dreams

Last Friday night, she blew into town,
stormy girl would not settle down,
Now me and Irene have parted,
I'll have to clean up G-Vegas round town

Some time she blew through the country,
Some time she blew through the town
Some time she took to the notion
Morpheus take up the river and drown

I love Irene, Devil knows why,
I'll love her till her winds blow dry
But if Irene should come back round,
I'd break down on my knees and cry

Stop blowin', stop winds throwin'
Stop screamin', threw the night
Go settle down on a mountain side
Leave us by our homeside bright

Irene good bye Irene good bye
Good bye Irene Good bye Irene
I'll see you in my dreams

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Carnyx


Sunday, July 31, 2011

Quote of the Day : On Americans

"it is impossible for any mind of common honesty not to be revolted by the contradictions in their principles and practice."

Francis Trollope, Domestic Manners of the Americans Vol. II (London: Whittaker, Treacher & co, 1832) 12.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

When the credit breaks

If they keep on fightin', credit's goin' to break,
If they keep on fightin', credit's goin' to break,
When the credit breaks the last jobs will go away

Mean politicians taught me to weep and moan,
Mean politicians taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to kick a workin' man from his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't they make you feel mad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way they go?
If you're goin' to DC
There's no good work they do,
If you don't know about Mexico.

Resolve won't help you, tryin' won't do you no good,
Now, workin' won't help you once the jobs are gone for good,
When the credit breaks, you and mama got to move.

All last month they screwed up the credit and moaned,
All last month they screwed up the credit and moaned,
Thinkin' about my baby and my foreclosed home.
Going, going to Mexico... Going to China... Sorry but I can't take you...
Ratein's down... credit down now... going down....

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Hand me your stella and fly

You cheated yourself,
Like you knew you would
You knew you were in trouble
Now you're gone for good

Friday, July 15, 2011

Beware of loonies!

Full Moon 100% of Full Fri 15 Jul, 2011

CURRENT MOON

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Home of the big fluffy tax cut








There certainly were big tax cuts.
The super rich got very big tax cuts.
It was a big tax cut mania.
It's very rich people tax cut mania.

but

Where's the jobs‽
I don't see any jobs‽

Monday, July 11, 2011

If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it you're a dumbaß

Friday, July 01, 2011

Dominic One

One is the onlyiest number that at first you'll do
Two, you'll be terrible badder than one
It's the baddest number after number one

Know is the gladdest experience as each day is new
Your life, it's the experience that you daily do
But one is the onlyiest number at the start you do
One is the onlyiest number, worse is two

It'll be so good someday when she comes to stay
Then you can spend some time making rhymes of yesterday

One is the onlyiest, number one is first time the number
One is the only first number that you'll ever do

One is the onlyiest, number one is first time the number
One is the only first number that you'll ever do

It'll be so good someday when she comes to stay

(Number) One is the oneliest
(Number) One is the oneliest
(Number) One is the only first number that you'll ever do

(Number) One is the oneliest
(Number) One is the oneliest
(Number) One is the only first number that you'll ever do

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Some things make sense

"Sec. 2923.121. (A) No person shall possess a firearm in any room in which any person is consuming beer or intoxicating liquor in a premises for which a D permit has been issued under Chapter 4303. of the Revised Code or in an open air arena for which a permit of that nature has been issued. ..."
"(B)(1) This section does not apply to any of the following: ..."
"(e) Any person who is carrying a valid license or temporary emergency license to carry a concealed handgun ..."
—Ohio 129th General Assembly Substitute Senate Bill Number 17

Signed into law by Ohio Governor John Kasich
Thursday, June 30, 2011

June 30

At 1:30 am a rain
a smell like the marriage between
a sauna, a magnolia, and a camellia

Must bed leave
to write this down sans
glasses.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

It Gets Better

It Gets Better

It's getting better all the time
I used to get mad at those fools (though, I can complain)
Authority figures weren't cool (no, I won't complain)
They were holding me down (oh Oh)
Tried to turn me around (oh Oh)
Filling me up with their rules (Oooh)

I've got to admit it's getting better (better)
It's a little better all the time (can't get no verse)
I have to admit it's getting better (better)
It's getting better
Since I don't mind

I used to be an angry young man
Was hiding my head in the sand
Supporters gave me the word, I finally heard
Out, Doing the best that I can! w00t!

I've got to admit it's getting better (bitter)
It's a little better all the time (it can't get no worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (better)
It's getting better
Since I made up my mind

Getting so much better all the time!

It's getting better all the time
Bitter, badder, better.
It's getting better all the time
Bitter, batter, better.

They used to be cruel to myself
Beat me and kept me apart from the ones that I loved
Man was so mean but the changes I've seen
Helps me doing the best that I can (ooh)

I admit it's getting better
A little better all the time (it can't get no worse)
Yes, I admit it's getting better, it's getting better
Since he's been mine

Getting so much better all the time

It's getting better all the time
Better Better Better
It's getting better all the time
Better Better Better

Sunday, June 26, 2011

This is kinda fun

a Google a Day

Gay marriage

I just don't understand people who are against gay marriage‽

Why would anyone want their marriage to be
depressed, discouraged, sad, unhappy, upset, and worried
instead of being
alert, animate, animated, blithe, blithesome, bouncy, brash, carefree, cheerful, cheery, chipper, chirpy, confident, convivial, devil-may-care, festive, forward, frivolous, frolicsome, fun-loving, gamesome, glad, gleeful, hilarious, insouciant, jocund, jolly, jovial, joyful, joyous, keen, lighthearted, lively, merry, mirthful, playful, pleasure-seeking, presuming, pushy, rollicking, self-assertive, sparkling, spirited, sportive, sprightly, sunny, vivacious, wild, and zippy
‽

I sure hope my marriage is always gay!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Little Bits

bit a bit a bit
bit a bit a bit a bit
bit a end a byte

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Netflix Botch-it Job

New and improved (Not functional)

Old and unimproved (Function and much better than poor redesign)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Mais pourquoi est-il si méchant?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Harmonious MS Tag

Friday, June 10, 2011

A Reflectorism a day keeps humour in play

"The Greenville City Council rezoned 11.34 acres on the north side of East 10th Street/N.C. 33 to allow commercial development on Thursday night."
- The Daily Reflector, June 10, 2011


I wonder since the commercial development will only occur on Thursday nights, what will go on the other days of the week‽

Harmonious QR

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Make your own

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Employee steels from Burger King

Yet another classic Reflectorism:
Crime: Employee steels from Burger King

some days, it's like they just can't stop themselves:
Working his way back to the bigs

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Man for Fish

It is hard to teach man to fish
When there are no fish

Monday, June 06, 2011

Fish for Man

It is hard to teach man to fish
Who starved for want of fish

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Pyramid

Now round.