Assault Rifle

Two feets they come a creepin'

Like some low life do

Rooms filled with children shakin’

Creeper think he got nothin' to lose

So he creeps into this schoolhouse, yeah

And unlocks the door

And while a teacher protects his children

Shoots him full of 5.56 NATO holes

It’s a Colt AR-15

Got a barrel that's blue and cold

Ain't no good for nothin'

But put a man six feet in a hole

Omar’s been hatin’ hisself 

Capitalism on a losin' side

Pretty soon, Omar starts a thinkin'

Somebody been cheatin' and lied 

At Pulse commences killin'

I wouldn't tell you no lie

And Omar done grab this rifle

Shot 107 people that night 

It’s a SIG MCX

Got a barrel that's blue and cold

Ain't no good for nothin'

But put a man six feet in a hole

Assault rifles are made for killin'

Ain't no good for nothin' else

And if you like your whiskey

You might even shoot yourself

So why don't we dump 'em people

To the bottom of the sea

Before some fool come around here

Wanna shoot either you or me