Raining Morning Curse

A thousand times you've driven your pickup truck
south on Greenville Boulevard
and turned right onto 10th

Every time you've done that
when your southbound left turn lanes were red
and the southbound through lanes turned from green to red
and traffic was still going north from the south
the next thing YOU KNOW happens
is the northbound left turn lights go green

Yet you sit in the right turn lane
and you sit in the right turn lane

waiting
waiting

for me to start forward

THEN you turn your damned truck!

Why?
Why?
Why?

May every shrimp in every cooler in the bed of your pickup rot!
May you lose every cent you own!
May your dog die, your wife cheat on you,
AND MAY THE REPO MAN TAKE YOUR DAMNED BLACK FORD F-IN' 250!