Thursday, June 30, 2011

Some things make sense

"Sec. 2923.121. (A) No person shall possess a firearm in any room in which any person is consuming beer or intoxicating liquor in a premises for which a D permit has been issued under Chapter 4303. of the Revised Code or in an open air arena for which a permit of that nature has been issued. ..."
"(B)(1) This section does not apply to any of the following: ..."
"(e) Any person who is carrying a valid license or temporary emergency license to carry a concealed handgun ..."
Ohio 129th General Assembly Substitute Senate Bill Number 17

Signed into law by Ohio Governor John Kasich
Thursday, June 30, 2011

June 30

At 1:30 am a rain
a smell like the marriage between
a sauna, a magnolia, and a camellia

Must bed leave
to write this down sans
glasses.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

It Gets Better

It Gets Better

It's getting better all the time
I used to get mad at those fools (though, I can complain)
Authority figures weren't cool (no, I won't complain)
They were holding me down (oh Oh)
Tried to turn me around (oh Oh)
Filling me up with their rules (Oooh)

I've got to admit it's getting better (better)
It's a little better all the time (can't get no verse)
I have to admit it's getting better (better)
It's getting better
Since I don't mind

I used to be an angry young man
Was hiding my head in the sand
Supporters gave me the word, I finally heard
Out, Doing the best that I can! w00t!

I've got to admit it's getting better (bitter)
It's a little better all the time (it can't get no worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (better)
It's getting better
Since I made up my mind

Getting so much better all the time!

It's getting better all the time
Bitter, badder, better.
It's getting better all the time
Bitter, batter, better.

They used to be cruel to myself
Beat me and kept me apart from the ones that I loved
Man was so mean but the changes I've seen
Helps me doing the best that I can (ooh)

I admit it's getting better
A little better all the time (it can't get no worse)
Yes, I admit it's getting better, it's getting better
Since he's been mine

Getting so much better all the time

It's getting better all the time
Better Better Better
It's getting better all the time
Better Better Better

Sunday, June 26, 2011

This is kinda fun

a Google a Day

Gay marriage

I just don't understand people who are against gay marriage‽

Why would anyone want their marriage to be
depressed, discouraged, sad, unhappy, upset, and worried
instead of being
alert, animate, animated, blithe, blithesome, bouncy, brash, carefree, cheerful, cheery, chipper, chirpy, confident, convivial, devil-may-care, festive, forward, frivolous, frolicsome, fun-loving, gamesome, glad, gleeful, hilarious, insouciant, jocund, jolly, jovial, joyful, joyous, keen, lighthearted, lively, merry, mirthful, playful, pleasure-seeking, presuming, pushy, rollicking, self-assertive, sparkling, spirited, sportive, sprightly, sunny, vivacious, wild, and zippy


I sure hope my marriage is always gay!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Little Bits

bit a bit a bit
bit a bit a bit a bit
bit a end a byte

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Netflix Botch-it Job

New and improved (Not functional)

Old and unimproved (Function and much better than poor redesign)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Mais pourquoi est-il si méchant?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Harmonious MS Tag

Friday, June 10, 2011

A Reflectorism a day keeps humour in play

"The Greenville City Council rezoned 11.34 acres on the north side of East 10th Street/N.C. 33 to allow commercial development on Thursday night."
- The Daily Reflector, June 10, 2011


I wonder since the commercial development will only occur on Thursday nights, what will go on the other days of the week‽

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Employee steels from Burger King

Yet another classic Reflectorism:
Crime: Employee steels from Burger King

some days, it's like they just can't stop themselves:
Working his way back to the bigs

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Man for Fish

It is hard to teach man to fish
When there are no fish

Monday, June 06, 2011

Fish for Man

It is hard to teach man to fish
Who starved for want of fish

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Pyramid

Now round.