Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Mr. Barack H. Obama :: 44th President of the United States


PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

Barack H. Obama is the 44th President of the United States.

the ground beneath has shifted :: we will defeat you!

“We will not apologize for our way of life,
nor will we waver in its defense,

& for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents,
we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken;
you cannot outlast us, and

we will defeat you!”

—Mr. Obama, Pres. USA.
(Inauguration speech, 20 Jan 2009)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. :: Favorite Quote*

“It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,
but it can [keep] him from lynching me,
and I think that is pretty important [too].”
—Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
(from speech to the legislature of Massachusetts, April 1965)
* Slight mis-quote. Actually [keep] is “restrain” and [too] is “also”, but I slightly prefer the mis-quote.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Time Magazine :: Surprising case of condescending bullshit

Apr. 30, 1965 - “... if he had read a newspaper since the test ban treaty was signed on Aug. 5, 1963, ...” *
The kind of condescending bullshit one would expect in some racist cracker southern rag, but it is rather jarring to see it printed by so-called “respectable journalists” in Time magazine‽


“..., he should have known to be passe.” *
If I were to be a condescending bullshit artist, I might write, “Isn't it rather ignorant to print passé without accute é‽”

* “He also allowed as how [sic] he didn't mind having fellow civil rights leaders speak out against the U.S.'s [sic] try-to-win policy in Viet Nam, spoke up against, of all things [sic], nuclear bomb testing—an issue that, if he had read a newspaper since the test ban treaty was signed on Aug. 5, 1963 [sic], he should have known to be passe [sic].”
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,898653,00.html
—Time magazine, King Moves North, Friday, Apr. 30, 1965.
If I were further to be a condescending bullshit artist, I might ask how it was that Time would have the clairvoyance to see that the test ban treaty would end all testing. (e.g. China, India, Pakistan, North Korea, & ... ???). Perhaps if Time's journalists or editors had read any newspaper since October 16, 1964 they may have had cause to question whether the test ban was holding‽

Friday, January 02, 2009

Hope color fades

As the setting sun goes down
color fades from red to brown

And the mighty hand displays
all the palette He arrays

Universal beauty found
in the twilight of our days
Hope will lift us from the ground
up to beauteous palette gaze

Up from pallet man arise
learn from gazing at the skies.

—Harmon Ronaldson

Inspired by the writing of the eminent American, Scholar, Historian, & Humanitarian,
Dr. John Hope Franklin.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Peace

When we are peaceful
the world is at peace.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Earthrise


Earthrise at Christmas

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Coffee :: Yum‽


Weasel Puke Coffee

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

General Order No. 11 (December 17,1862)

Bazaar Jews,
as a class

taken for

Grant[ed.], (.U.S.
A./his story)

violating every regulation
ð/Τ῾en es s῾ee
Bizarre‽

Misunderestimated W

Q. Misunderestimated W worst President of all time?
A. No.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Forgotten Memory

I don't know about you ... but
I've found that if
I don't remember something
I tend to forget about it.

Caputer :: Immanent act of imminent philologist Armón emanates new word

Caputer [kah-poot-ter]
–noun
Leader of a country who has devastated the country lead.

Eminent obsolete philologist Armón of Vila Verde, Carlosterra Norte has phlebotomised the word Caputer, hopefully not in vain.

This word combines the mean/ings/ness of the words [K][C]apo, Caput and Kaput with all the derogatory implications of Pooter to describe a leader of a country who has devastated the country lead.

Examples of this are: Cr. Adolf Hitler, Cr. Josef Stalin, Cr. Saddam Hussein, Cr. George Bush, & Cr. Robert Mugabe.

Cr. Mugabe of Zimbabwe Discovers Pestiferous Plots

Cr. Mugabe of Zimbabwe discovers pernicious plots to oust him from power.

These insidious plots are called "The Will of the Zimbabwean People" and "Democracy".

If things continue as they are, all of Zimbabwe will be pestilential. Cr. Mugabe believes his plans will foil these perfidious plots.

His plans are called "Brutal Violent Oppression" and "Fascist Dictatorship".

Even now we can see his plans coming to fruition.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fearless caput Robert Mugabe kaput of Zimbabwe discovers new medical technique : Struthio camelus caput!

Fearless leader Robert Mugabe, Caputer of Zimbabwe, discovers Struthio camelus caput medical technique! Cr. Mugabe has used this technique to completely cure Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic. After declaring there is no more cholera in Zimbabwe, Caputer Mugabe is now able to say, "I am happy to say ... now that there is no cholera."

Cr. Mugabe is believed to have developed this technique as an improvement on the technique used to achieve military victory in Iraq by Cr. Bush.

South African leaders hope to learn this technique from Cr. Mugabe as they may need it in order to cure all the thousands of cholera infected Zimbabweans who are pouring over the borders into South Africa.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

USTR Seeks Public Comments on Possible Changes to Product List in EU – Beef Hormones Dispute

USTR Seeks Public Comments on Possible Changes to Product List in EU – Beef Hormones Dispute

[Annex II potential alternative products to impose increased rates of duty (100 percent ad valorem)]

Annex II to [Docket No. USTR-2008-0036] Review of Action ... ACTION: Request for comments
...
0206 Edible offal of bovine animals, swine, sheep, goats, horses, or mules, fresh, chilled or frozen
...
02101200 Bellies (streaky) and cuts thereof of swine, salted, in brine, dried or smoked
...
05040000 Guts, bladders and stomachs of animals (other than fish), whole and pieces thereof, fresh, chilled, frozen, salted, in brine, dried or smoked
...
16023200 Prepared or preserved meat or meat offal of chickens, other than sausages and similar products
...

20079905 Lingonberry and raspberry jams obtained by cooking
...
87112000 Motorcycles (incl. mopeds) and cycles, fitted with reciprocating internal-combustion piston engine with cylinder capacity of over 50 cc but not over 250 cc

87113000 Motorcycles (incl. mopeds) and cycles, fitted with reciprocating internal-combustion piston engine with cylinder capacity of over 250 cc but not over 500 cc

My Comment: That's a really stupid-ass idea,
what's lingonberry jam doing on the list‽

Here's some other people's comments==> http://www.regulations.gov/ search for USTR-2008-0036

Monday, December 08, 2008

One Potato

Too potato

BMV to Hoosiers


No smiling

Friday, December 05, 2008

A lass, poor Flo Max! I knew her HO ratio‽

To pee or not to pee, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler the mind vertiginous
The quiver no arrows, an outrageous fortune,
Or re-armed Tamsulosin against pee troubles,
And by dosing, end them.

Enter prizes of great strength this moment
With this regard their currents return a right,
nor lose the name of action.
—Shaky, Willie
(Ham my let pair-a-phrases)

Thursday, December 04, 2008

ทักษิณ ชินวัตร

Since ทักษิณ ชินวัต seems to have been basically one of the best Prime Ministers of ราชอาณาจักรไทย, accomplishing only good for King and Country, why do Thai middle class people hate him so much?

No longer สยาม, don't ไทยรักไทย‽

Fallen Man