Thursday, December 25, 2008

Peace

When we are peaceful
the world is at peace.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Earthrise


Earthrise at Christmas

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Coffee :: Yum‽


Weasel Puke Coffee

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

General Order No. 11 (December 17,1862)

Bazaar Jews,
as a class

taken for

Grant[ed.], (.U.S.
A./his story)

violating every regulation
ð/Τ῾en es s῾ee
Bizarre‽

Misunderestimated W

Q. Misunderestimated W worst President of all time?
A. No.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Forgotten Memory

I don't know about you ... but
I've found that if
I don't remember something
I tend to forget about it.

Caputer :: Immanent act of imminent philologist Armón emanates new word

Caputer [kah-poot-ter]
–noun
Leader of a country who has devastated the country lead.

Eminent obsolete philologist Armón of Vila Verde, Carlosterra Norte has phlebotomised the word Caputer, hopefully not in vain.

This word combines the mean/ings/ness of the words [K][C]apo, Caput and Kaput with all the derogatory implications of Pooter to describe a leader of a country who has devastated the country lead.

Examples of this are: Cr. Adolf Hitler, Cr. Josef Stalin, Cr. Saddam Hussein, Cr. George Bush, & Cr. Robert Mugabe.

Cr. Mugabe of Zimbabwe Discovers Pestiferous Plots

Cr. Mugabe of Zimbabwe discovers pernicious plots to oust him from power.

These insidious plots are called "The Will of the Zimbabwean People" and "Democracy".

If things continue as they are, all of Zimbabwe will be pestilential. Cr. Mugabe believes his plans will foil these perfidious plots.

His plans are called "Brutal Violent Oppression" and "Fascist Dictatorship".

Even now we can see his plans coming to fruition.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fearless caput Robert Mugabe kaput of Zimbabwe discovers new medical technique : Struthio camelus caput!

Fearless leader Robert Mugabe, Caputer of Zimbabwe, discovers Struthio camelus caput medical technique! Cr. Mugabe has used this technique to completely cure Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic. After declaring there is no more cholera in Zimbabwe, Caputer Mugabe is now able to say, "I am happy to say ... now that there is no cholera."

Cr. Mugabe is believed to have developed this technique as an improvement on the technique used to achieve military victory in Iraq by Cr. Bush.

South African leaders hope to learn this technique from Cr. Mugabe as they may need it in order to cure all the thousands of cholera infected Zimbabweans who are pouring over the borders into South Africa.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

USTR Seeks Public Comments on Possible Changes to Product List in EU – Beef Hormones Dispute

USTR Seeks Public Comments on Possible Changes to Product List in EU – Beef Hormones Dispute

[Annex II potential alternative products to impose increased rates of duty (100 percent ad valorem)]

Annex II to [Docket No. USTR-2008-0036] Review of Action ... ACTION: Request for comments
...
0206 Edible offal of bovine animals, swine, sheep, goats, horses, or mules, fresh, chilled or frozen
...
02101200 Bellies (streaky) and cuts thereof of swine, salted, in brine, dried or smoked
...
05040000 Guts, bladders and stomachs of animals (other than fish), whole and pieces thereof, fresh, chilled, frozen, salted, in brine, dried or smoked
...
16023200 Prepared or preserved meat or meat offal of chickens, other than sausages and similar products
...

20079905 Lingonberry and raspberry jams obtained by cooking
...
87112000 Motorcycles (incl. mopeds) and cycles, fitted with reciprocating internal-combustion piston engine with cylinder capacity of over 50 cc but not over 250 cc

87113000 Motorcycles (incl. mopeds) and cycles, fitted with reciprocating internal-combustion piston engine with cylinder capacity of over 250 cc but not over 500 cc

My Comment: That's a really stupid-ass idea,
what's lingonberry jam doing on the list‽

Here's some other people's comments==> http://www.regulations.gov/ search for USTR-2008-0036

Monday, December 08, 2008

One Potato

Too potato

BMV to Hoosiers


No smiling

Friday, December 05, 2008

A lass, poor Flo Max! I knew her HO ratio‽

To pee or not to pee, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler the mind vertiginous
The quiver no arrows, an outrageous fortune,
Or re-armed Tamsulosin against pee troubles,
And by dosing, end them.

Enter prizes of great strength this moment
With this regard their currents return a right,
nor lose the name of action.
—Shaky, Willie
(Ham my let pair-a-phrases)

Thursday, December 04, 2008

ทักษิณ ชินวัตร

Since ทักษิณ ชินวัต seems to have been basically one of the best Prime Ministers of ราชอาณาจักรไทย, accomplishing only good for King and Country, why do Thai middle class people hate him so much?

No longer สยาม, don't ไทยรักไทย‽

Fallen Man