Small Paws

small paws
in the night

pause

early
in the morning

Juno left

Juno

Juno's here,
soon she'll
not be.

Stretching

mine
time
chronic
chthonic
tonic
tonikós

malignant pain

To hear the
good people of
middle America still
small minded virulent

racist

is
so
depressing.

Welfare Mothers, You'll discover

It's hard to kneel
when you're not Young

Wise & Foolish

Foolish youth
dreams someday
wise old man
he'll prove wrong

Wise old man
dreams someday
foolish youth
will be right.

Southern Hospitality

Several years ago, not exact quotes but approximate.

Commenting on some of the people who had come to work in Washington, North Carolina, Linda V. said, “Around here we really don't care for Northerners. For example, since my sister moved up north, I really don't like her any more.”

I asked her where up north was.

She said, "Virginia."

marriage :: conservative definition

marriage
    –noun
social institution under which, living together,
there are shared legal commitments,
religious, ceremonies, etc.,
between a man and a woman
... and a woman
... and a woman
... and a woman
... and a woman
... and a woman
... and yet another woman
... and maybe some more women ...

Icesave :: Frozen Assets‽

"We are not currently processing any deposits or any withdrawal requests through our Icesave internet accounts. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause our customers. We hope to provide you with more information shortly."
—http://www.icesave.co.uk/

Vogon Pœtry :: Vocabulary

A perfect word to add:
  ἐπιχαιρεκακία - Epicaricacy - Schadenfreude

Welfare Mothers, You'll discover

People, pick up on who I'm puttin' down now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Down at every financier in town now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
While they're stealin' you can hear this sound now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Worthless Wall Street Swindlers!

Hard to believe they get our money for free now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Out on the street with the whole family now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Hard to believe they took our home for free now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Worthless Wall Street Swindlers!

People, pick up on who I'm puttin' down now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Down at every financier in town now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
While they're stealin' you can hear this sound now
Welfare Mothers, You'll discover
Worthless Wall Street Swindlers!

Rock Bottom

rock bottom
    –noun
   Queen's big thing

Rock Bottom

rock bottom
    –noun
   a firm foundation